Rover Burger took it in the shawts again. The Ben-gays are a little surprising. The Bears stuck it to Seattle after going down like Alanis Morrisette in a theater. They came back in the third.
I hate to say it but, right now, I think the Vi-queens are looking like Top Dawg in the NFC. However, given that they have a creaky old drooling stumblebum at the wheel, they'll probably manage to screw it up.
Maybe they can hire that fat slob Denny Green to come back.
Favorite sideline fat slob of all time: Wayne Fontes. He looked like a fat piece of crap on the sideline and probably smelled like one too. Further, while the Lame-ions played fairly well during his tenure, they were more inconsistent week-to-week than any other team I've followed. That's a sign of poor preparation. Ditka was the polar opposite. He always had a bunch of low-buck no-talents ready to play.
Ten bucks says sharting is a frequent problem for Fontes. Another ten bux says he turns around to admire what he's "left".
