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Offline shotgunneeley

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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2010, 03:27:48 PM »
Every now and then I'll get "sleep paralysis". Its when your brain wakes up but the rest of your body still thinks its asleep. These are usually the scariest dreams I have since my eyes are partially open and I can see around my room and know where I'm at, but I cant move or talk. Along with this, I'll feel a strange, invisible presence in my room with me. Even though I cant speak, I'm usually able to make grunts and noises to try and wake myself up before the invisible force gets me.  :uhoh
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2010, 04:15:31 PM »
Yeah, God was the customary old guy with the white beard and robes... However he slowly morphed into a voluptuous tan woman with white hair, turned his/her back to me and went down on all four on our little white cloud...  We carried on solving world problems... He/she still spoke in "God's thundering voice" though... was weird for sure!
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2010, 04:33:24 PM »
I had a dream that a midget giraffe was humping my leg once  :headscratch:

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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2010, 06:31:16 PM »
This is going to be a amazing thread.  :lol

I once had a dream I was on a cruise ship filled with huge guinea pigs, which happened to be rapidly multiplying until the ship eventually sunk.
Another had to do with my dresser being rigged with explosives, I woke up and had no idea I was awake. I ran over to my dresser and began moving it towards my window? Needless to say, everyone in the house was awake from my screaming.
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2010, 06:38:19 PM »
so i had this dream my brother told me he was gonna have to kill me for reasons unknown. we were in a huge walk in freezer an my bro shot me in the head, wtf! i didnt die but things got extra dream hazy. Then i was on the ground expecting to die an my bro shot me again. After this i got up an ran out only to find there was a bunch of police outside ready to shoot me, so i super jumped the hell outta there to the next block but the cops were comin for me in cars now and i kept runnin through alleys tryin to escape. eventually i came across a person with a mangled leg and while in the process of helping this person climb out of the ditch they were in and getting them to there home everybody stopped chasing me. soon after leaving this person at there  residence i super jumped again all the way back to class, where we were having a test on some algebra sh*t i didnt understand at all but continued trying to pay attention anyways. Then for no reason at all the teacher kicked about a third of the class out including myself before the test even began. we walked outside and wondered what the hell do we do now, we looked off at the distance to see the redbull air races were taking place so all went over to watch. there was a set of front row VIP bleachers actually floating in the water, which was as close to watching the races as we could get. people were swimming around and some sexy ladys pulled me into the water to get frisky, i was super down. then out of the sky one of planes crashed into the water, but just like chity chity bang bang began to float because of some sort of flotation device attatched to the bottom of the plane. then somewhere after that i got into a long fight with some sweetheartbag and all the lake water which the planes were racing over turned into a huge McDonalds ball pit.

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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2010, 08:20:02 PM »
I have been having some really odd dreams lately. Usually I can't remember details, I just remember it was a dream and it was strange. Last night I had a very vivid dream and I remember most of the details.

I was shopping at a grocery store in Ft. Worth and they custom cut a brisket for me. All the employees were very friendly and even tho we just met I became instant friends with nearly all of them. I was even invited to a surprise birthday party they threw for a coworker. Everyone had a great time.

After the party I got in my pickup and drove down the street to a white wood frame house. I got out and knocked on the door. A pretty woman answered and invited me in. Contrary to where you think this is heading I asked her for a glass of tea.

While she was in the kitchen getting the tea I looked out the window. Even tho it was a beautiful day just seconds before, now there were random clouds grouping together and forming tornados, LOTS of tornados! I watched as the tail of one came down and slammed into the ground a mile or so away sending out a huge shockwave of debris and destruction.

I ran to the kitchen to warn the woman and we saw another tornado hitting the ground behind the house. Several people from the grocery store had arrived at the house seeking shelter. We could see the shockwave heading toward us and were looking for something to hang onto when my phone rang and I woke up.

Like I said, really odd.
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2010, 10:17:48 PM »
anyone ever heard of lucid dreaming? its where you can control your dreams. Usually in my dreams im flying around backwards on a flaming dirtbike with my mustache named grumfeld.
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2010, 10:58:08 PM »
:rofl  I thought that was your conversation with her over coffee in the morning...  :D




To be honest we did have a deep conversation about that.  weird. 
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2010, 11:43:01 AM »
anyone ever heard of lucid dreaming? its where you can control your dreams. Usually in my dreams im flying around backwards on a flaming dirtbike with my mustache named grumfeld.

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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2010, 01:43:37 PM »
anyone ever heard of lucid dreaming? its where you can control your dreams. Usually in my dreams im flying around backwards on a flaming dirtbike with my mustache named grumfeld.

Yea, Octavius was really into that.  Sounds like a hoot, except I honestly don't think I'd ever want to wake up if I could control my dreams.
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2010, 01:48:11 PM »
Have any of you guys ever had a dream where you wake up and you cant move? Ive had that several times. I remember a few years ago I had a disturbing dream of falling from the sky. Right when I was about to hit the ground, I wake up in the middle of the night with these wierd shadows surrounding my bed. Problem was, I couldnt move my body, even though I was fully awake. Scared the living hell outa me.
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2010, 02:25:21 PM »
Have any of you guys ever had a dream where you wake up and you cant move? Ive had that several times. I remember a few years ago I had a disturbing dream of falling from the sky. Right when I was about to hit the ground, I wake up in the middle of the night with these wierd shadows surrounding my bed. Problem was, I couldnt move my body, even though I was fully awake. Scared the living hell outa me.

Thats actually a very mild form of seizure that nearly everyone experiences in their lives at some time. Your mind/brain are fully awake (or at least seem it), but your body is still asleep.

Its also where some researchers think the legends of the 'Old Hag' and other entities that suffocate or attack you in your sleep originated.
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2010, 03:13:29 PM »
I have a WERID A** dream last night, All i really remember from it was Olivia Munn was leading me down a hill that was covered in Potato Chips that had red dots on them?? does that make any sense at all haha

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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2010, 03:30:14 PM »

Olivia Munn

Wow, I think I missed that AOTS.    :confused:

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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2010, 05:22:29 PM »
I remember dreams all the time, almost every day... and they are weird as poop...

but read this thread I posted years back about a really strange dream I had:

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,133190.0.html

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