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Offline Yeager

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Norris'ism
« on: July 26, 2010, 12:37:49 AM »
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesn't get wet.  The water gets Chuck Norris  :O
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Offline Jayhawk

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2010, 01:20:26 AM »
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Offline sunfan1121

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2010, 02:54:44 AM »
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built by hand.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 03:45:39 AM »
Careful. Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can email a wheel kick which (by the way) is the preferred method of execution in sixteen states.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2010, 04:59:21 AM »
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2010, 09:04:21 AM »
Some people check their closet for the boogeyman, the boogeyman checks his closet for chuck Norris.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2010, 09:06:37 AM »
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration is now measuring tropical storms and hurricanes in categories of Norris Roundhouse Kicks (NRK).
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Offline Shuffler

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2010, 09:34:00 AM »
Chuck Norris does not sleep...... he waits!
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2010, 10:09:13 AM »
"Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!"

"The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Found @ http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

« Last Edit: July 26, 2010, 10:14:52 AM by Reschke »
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2010, 10:15:20 AM »
One of my favorites I've found so far....

"Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

 Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe."

Found @ http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Thanks for the link Reschke
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Offline 68ZooM

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2010, 11:14:55 AM »
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2010, 11:34:27 AM »
ROFLMAO...that's some funny stuff on that website, thanks Reschke.  :rofl  :lol  :rofl  :lol
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2010, 12:04:56 PM »
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

The original game would've been rock, paper, scissors, Chuck Norris. But it was decided that an all powerful element would make the game unfair, and potentially deadly.

The only reason Chuck Norris lets Jackie Chan live is because he loves Chris Tucker movies.

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2010, 05:06:42 PM »
Quote from: fbWldcat on July 26, 2010, 12:04:56 PM
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2010, 05:45:00 PM »

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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