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Offline fbWldcat

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2010, 04:12:56 PM »
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris is superior to Superman because Chuck Norris has no Kryptonite.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2010, 06:24:37 PM »
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer... too bad he has never cried.  Ever.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2010, 06:45:03 PM »
. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2010, 10:14:45 PM »
            :rofl

Quote from: ebfd11 on July 28, 2010, 06:45:03 PM
. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2010, 10:19:51 PM »
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2010, 10:37:50 PM »
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone so hard in the arse that only the shape of the person remains, and is  permanently floating around. In a condition commonly referred to as "kickassification."

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Quote from: Shuffler on April 07, 2011, 10:37:33 AM
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2010, 11:14:17 PM »
Quote from: fbWldcat on July 28, 2010, 10:37:50 PM
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone so hard in the arse that only the shape of the person remains, and is  permanently floating around. In a condition commonly referred to as "kickassification."



I thought it was "norrisified" or "norrisification".
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2010, 11:16:07 PM »
rarely known as those, but it can also be known by the common name of "Boot-to-arse syndrome."
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Quote from: Shuffler on April 07, 2011, 10:37:33 AM
Landing is overrated.
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I: I took the one less traveled by." - Robert Frost
"Uncommon valor was a common virtue." <S>

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2010, 01:43:05 AM »
Quote from: ebfd11 on July 28, 2010, 06:45:03 PM
. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.


Win.
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Offline froger

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2010, 02:19:24 AM »
Bruce Lee kicked his but at the movies once.  :neener:
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #55 on: July 29, 2010, 04:06:32 AM »
Quote from: froger on July 29, 2010, 02:19:24 AM
Bruce Lee kicked his but at the movies once.  :neener:
cough cough--BRUCE LEE can kick chuck norris n jackie chans arse at the same time  :rock BRUCE LEE!!
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #56 on: July 29, 2010, 05:43:16 AM »
Quote from: froger on July 29, 2010, 02:19:24 AM
Bruce Lee kicked his but at the movies once.  :neener:
Quote from: greens on July 29, 2010, 04:06:32 AM
cough cough--BRUCE LEE can kick chuck norris n jackie chans arse at the same time  :rock BRUCE LEE!!

You two are ruining the whole thread  :furious  :old:  :furious                                                                                                                                                     lol  ;)

Chuck Norris can roundhouse people thought the screen.  (good luck  :neener:)

there was once a time when some people actually believed there was a better martial artist than chuck norris. when mr. norris  heard of this, he quickly found the accused master of martial arts and roundhouse kicked him in the face so hard it caused a temporary rip in space that sent the poor man to another dimesion. this is where bruce lee currently resides.

“Godzilla” is japanese for chuck norris.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #57 on: July 29, 2010, 08:19:27 AM »
 :O :O :O :O :O :O


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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2010, 09:06:32 AM »
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"Now, if I had to make the choice of one fighter aircraft above all the others...it would be, without any doubt, the world's greatest propeller driven flying machine - the magnificent and immortal Spitfire."
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Offline minke

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2010, 11:02:17 AM »
Chuck did not kick that car -

A - It is still in 1 piece

B - It is still on the planet

C - It would be travelling faster than light and therefore impossible to photograph
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