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Offline Maverick

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Friday Funny
« on: June 17, 2011, 07:06:33 PM »
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. *

*A black hearse was followed by a second  black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one. "

*Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. *


*Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
*

*The man couldn't stand the curiosity. *

*  *

*He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so
sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never
seen a funeral like this.  Whose funeral is it?" *


*"My wife's." *

*  *

*''What happened to her?" *

*  *

*The man replied, "My  dog attacked and killed her." *

*  *

*He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" *

*  *

*The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when
the dog turned on her." *



*A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence, passed
between the two men. *



*"Can I borrow the dog?" *

*  *

*The man replied, "Get in line." *
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 07:15:08 PM »
 :x :lol :lol
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 07:26:56 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 07:47:22 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 08:32:13 PM »
 :rofl   :rofl   :rofl   :rofl   :rofl

hilarious...
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2011, 08:37:52 PM »
It's sexist but clever. I'll give it three stars out of five.  Good work.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2011, 08:51:23 PM »
 :rofl
"Then out spake brave Horatius, the Captain of the gate:
 To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late.
 And how can man die better, than facing fearful odds.
 For the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his Gods."

Offline Jayhawk

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2011, 08:52:34 PM »
It's sexist but clever. I'll give it three stars out of five.  Good work.

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It's not sexist.

It is funny though.  :aok
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2011, 08:53:14 PM »
I'd say so, he's trying to kill his wife and mother-in-law.  Let's just agree to disagree.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2011, 08:56:29 PM »
I'd say so, he's trying to kill his wife and mother-in-law.  Let's just agree to disagree.

-Penguin

It's not discriminating against women, it's not saying women are less important, it's not promoting a sexist stereotype, it's playing on the everyone hates their in-laws joke.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2011, 09:07:33 PM »
Oh, I thought that it was against the wife, too.  Nevermind, I must be in an offendable mood today. :o

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2011, 09:08:34 PM »
I'd say so, he's trying to kill his wife and mother-in-law.  Let's just agree to disagree.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2011, 10:34:44 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2011, 10:49:10 PM »

 :rofl :rofl :rofl Nice one!  :rofl :rofl :rofl



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It's sexist but clever.
Quit tryin to be so dam politically correct and enjoy the joke!!  :mad:

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2011, 10:56:26 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl Nice one!  :rofl :rofl :rofl


Quit tryin to be so dam politically correct and enjoy the joke!!  :mad:


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