I sexually Identify as an F-35. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the towns dropping bombs loads on disgusting peasants. People say to me that a person being a F-35 is Impossible and I’m diddlying awesome (For loving F-35s) but I already know , I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Wings, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Lightning II” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re not worthy of speaking my name (For not liking F-35s) and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding