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Offline lefty2

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OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« on: December 30, 2015, 06:35:28 PM »
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Offline USCH

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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2015, 06:37:12 PM »
i once went 364 kills without a death.


good story....

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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2015, 06:38:53 PM »
lololol BS

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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2015, 06:40:12 PM »
you wanted a story.... you didn't ask for it to be non-fiction..

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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2015, 06:44:29 PM »
i do

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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2015, 07:22:53 PM »
Here's the story of a lovely lady 
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. 
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother, 
The youngest one in curls. 

Here's the story, of a man named Brady, 
Who was busy with three boys of his own, 
They were four men, living all together, 
Yet they were all alone. 

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow 
And they knew it was much more than a hunch, 
That this group must somehow form a family. 
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2015, 07:23:57 PM »
Woah Internet double postage
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2015, 07:25:26 PM »
Once upon a time, Amen.
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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2015, 07:35:44 PM »
There once was a man from nantucket...
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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2015, 07:38:01 PM »
                                                                       Chapter I.

There I stood at the precipice of ultimate achievement. Before me lay the great nation of Canada.............
Silence tells me secretly everything.
                                                                     
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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2015, 07:38:30 PM »
i once went 364 kills without a death.


good story....
Then that would be picks! or perhaps vulches or maybe a combination of the two. lol however it would make a great story!
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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2015, 07:40:25 PM »
    Hitler has only got one ball,
    Göring has two but very small,
    Himmler has something sim'lar,
    But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all
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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2015, 07:40:45 PM »
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2015, 07:43:44 PM »
Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Here's the story, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own,
They were four men, living all together,
Yet they were all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group must somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.


Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of one hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity
"Then out spake brave Horatius, the Captain of the gate:
 To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late.
 And how can man die better, than facing fearful odds.
 For the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his Gods."

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Re: OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2015, 08:04:33 PM »
I want to know who opposes nominating wizz as one of the leaders in the game.  please offer some explanations as to why he shouldnt.


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