You look like Woody Allen but fatter!
And i bet you play golf.
I agree on the age issue.
You should not have a point of view based not on age but on weight.
Either my opinion outweighs yours or yours mine, then. I have no idea how much you weigh, though. I can picture you spherical, however. At least your head.
I was banned from golf for saying 'fore' after I had already hit someone with a golf ball ... for the third time.
But that was before 'stroke' took on a whole new meaning.