Author Topic: You know you have been online too long when... (Read 696 times)

air_guard · « **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2002, 07:19:58 AM »

Well when I drive my car to school I always check my six to see if any gruenherz guys is after me

guardy

eskimo2 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 04, 2002, 07:37:15 AM »

You know you have been online too long when...
you avoid bathroom breaks by wearing Depends.

eskimo

Puck · « **Reply #17 on:** April 04, 2002, 08:01:56 AM »

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Originally posted by paintmaw
when you ski down a mountain and all the time you are thinking "Energy Management and situation awarness""

Last saturday at Copper some dweeb snowboarder was cutting across the run and popped out from behind a tree. No way to avoid her; she clipped the back of my skis. Went from doing ~25-30 mph to rolling down the side of the hill in nothing flat.

By the time I stopped rolling (complete yard sale; skis and poles flying everywhere) she was already back on her board taking off again.

Too much time online is when you equate the people who don't practice slope etiquitte with N1K and LA-7 drivers

myelo · « **Reply #18 on:** April 04, 2002, 08:11:45 AM »

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Originally posted by steely07
When your Girlfriend/Wife comes in the room and you wonder what the best way to get on her 6 is

Try to bounce her when she's AFK. Otherwise lag pursuit to avoid the overshoot.

SlyRTC · « **Reply #19 on:** April 04, 2002, 08:12:23 AM »

You know you have been online too long when...

You can't think of a real world event to post a follow up.....

we can go outside?

Sly

Ripsnort · « **Reply #20 on:** April 04, 2002, 08:14:21 AM »

...when you are looking for the Zoom key while driving on an interstate to see if thats a cop on the shoulder up ahead (True story, I find myself with that "thought process" quite often!)

Modas · « **Reply #21 on:** April 04, 2002, 08:21:42 AM »

ROTFLMAO - You guys are killing me.... My co-workers are starting to look at me strange cuz I'm laughing so hard... Thanks for the laugh!!

Saintaw · « **Reply #22 on:** April 04, 2002, 08:22:56 AM »

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That skoda must be overmoddeled.

hardtail · « **Reply #23 on:** April 04, 2002, 08:38:54 AM »

As your leaving work for lunch, you turn to your co-workers and say...."RTB Fuel"

Airscrew · « **Reply #24 on:** April 04, 2002, 08:44:29 AM »

Quote Ripsnort "...when you are looking for the Zoom key while driving on an interstate to see if thats a cop on the shoulder up ahead (True story, I find myself with that "thought process" quite often!)"

Right on Rip, You beat me to it, almost everyday I'm looking for my zoom key to spot cops. Also wondering if the guy going 5 mph under the speed limit in front of me is AFK and wishing I could switch to guns.

TheOxman · « **Reply #25 on:** April 04, 2002, 09:48:29 AM »

When you pull into a gas station and look of for the little grey barrels of gas

TheOxman · « **Reply #26 on:** April 04, 2002, 09:50:03 AM »

when you drive down a hill and slow down using your emergancy break to avoid compression

fffreeze220 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 04, 2002, 10:05:00 AM »

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As your leaving work for lunch, you turn to your co-workers and say...."RTB Fuel"

ROFLMFAO

Sikboy · « **Reply #28 on:** April 04, 2002, 10:05:05 AM »

Serriously though, has anyone else found themselve leaning into a turn while driving? Man, that drives me nuts.

-Sikboy

air_guard · « **Reply #29 on:** April 04, 2002, 10:07:04 AM »

LOL even my wife was thinking this was funny S!

to the thread starter hahahahahahahhaha.
To freaking funny and a little truth in all this stories too

guardy