I drive a mazda and don't like any of them.
hblair speaks badly of Bobby and holds onto a coach that's been dead for almost 20 years.
DJ has too many DVDs, many of which should never have been made as movies, let alone pressed into DVD. Plus he has also spoken badly of FSU fans (completely correct about them, but that's besides the point for this satire.)
rip always makes missions, but he never includes Spitfire V's. He has less hair than me though, so he does get bonus points there. However, I'm sure he's badmouthed FSU at some point, so I don't like him either.