*When You start asking your wife to check your six while driving, and replying "rgr" when she says your clear.
*When your daughter sneaks up behind your wife, and trips her up, and you apologize for not giving her a check six call, but then go on to complain that she is no conducting proper SA.
*When your wife asks you to watch the baby, and your simply reply, "Rgr that, I have joy"
*When you've been doing all the above so long, that you wife actually understands what the hell your saying.
*When there's a cigarette butt in the toilet, and you decide to play "Sink the CV".
*When you teach a 3 year old how to fire a simulated .50 cal off an M-3, because you want her to get used to the noise.
I've done all of the above.
Hi, I'm Joe, and I'm an AH Addict.