Oh I see this is a contest where all of us clever guys try to think of the world that that makes the least sense, to derail any potentially funny phrases from developing. So unlike when the guys of Who's Line is It? play and the game become quite funny, here it will just be totally stupid. After all who cares if a noun or verb should go in the spot. Just say something irrelevant.
Lets see......
Painful rectal itch
Do I win? I know that is 3 words but who said you had to have an IQ over 70 to play. Right Udet?