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Offline Sabre

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How do you know you're in Kalifornia?
« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2003, 02:59:27 PM »
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if none of you live there then how would you know if it were true or not? You guys musta got cable or somethin huh? Maybe a friend of a friend once drove all the way here and back?
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Born and raised there. Then, after joining the Air Force, I served two tours at CA bases.  My parents and three of four brothers still live there (despite my best efforts to liberate them:)).  Right back at you Mickey:aok
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« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2003, 04:05:18 PM »
I'm stationed (imprisioned) there NOW....I cant wait to get orders out of here.  I hate california!
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« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2003, 04:07:56 PM »
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I'm stationed (imprisioned) there NOW....I cant wait to get orders out of here.  I hate california!


Where do they have you stashed right now?

I'll trade you the CA for DC any day.

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« Reply #33 on: November 12, 2003, 04:10:06 PM »
My money says 29 Palms.  :)
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Offline Drunky

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« Reply #34 on: November 12, 2003, 07:54:51 PM »
I was in CA for over three weeks for business and...
  • I was disappointed I didn't witness a drive-by
  • No one offered me a toke of their joint
  • Someone did say in a McD's..."I want a Big Mac...no f@ck that.  I want a quarter pounder...no f@ck that too.  I want the Big Mac...yeah, that's what I shazaam want"
  • The weather was really nice and reminded my of boot camp at USMCRD
  • Prices are surprisingly high
  • Sunset Strip and Santa Monica aren't very busy at 10 a.m.
  • I did see the hich school where the Chili Peppers formed
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« Reply #35 on: November 12, 2003, 07:57:49 PM »
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I was in CA for over three weeks for business and...
  • I was disappointed I didn't witness a drive-by
  • No one offered me a toke of their joint
  • Someone did say in a McD's..."I want a Big Mac...no f@ck that.  I want a quarter pounder...no f@ck that too.  I want the Big Mac...yeah, that's what I shazaam want"
  • The weather was really nice and reminded my of boot camp at USMCRD
  • Prices are surprisingly high
  • Sunset Strip and Santa Monica aren't very busy at 10 a.m.
  • I did see the hich school where the Chili Peppers formed
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So... more importantly... did you find an In 'N' Out?
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« Reply #36 on: November 12, 2003, 08:01:17 PM »
no not the stumps....btdt.....I'm at Edwards, AFB....they tell us it is not the "middle of nowhere" but rather the "middle of everywere" cause so much is so close.  That is why if I want to go to wallmart because the PX here doesnt sell somthing (PXs have everything dont you know) it is at least a 45 minute drive to the nearest wallmart, bestbuy, lowes/homedepot EVERYTHING IS 45 minutes away AT LEAST...and that's just one way.  

Oh I know I'm biching but we were paying 2.35$ for regular gass for  a while....plus 8.5% sales tax sucks asssss.  I'm just glad I'm a texas resident and dont have to pay state witholding.    Just my rant.
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« Reply #37 on: November 12, 2003, 08:24:45 PM »
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So... more importantly... did you find an In 'N' Out?



If you are refering to a prostitute...no, I did not.  At least not there.

When I was in Singapore for business I did.  It's legal and regulated by the government.

The girls were in a small glass display room located along the side wall of the main room downstairs.  The girls themselves were seated on a bench the length of the display room.  Each had a number pinned to their dress.  I chose number 33 because she was a cute Singaporean girl with large natural breasts.

And yes, I did wear protection.  It's the law over there.

Which is funny because they will fine a person for not flushing a public toilet but allow prostitution.  Go figure.
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« Reply #38 on: November 12, 2003, 11:02:30 PM »
Singapor is one of the CLEANEST places on this earth....they will fine you for spitting on the sidewalk.  I think that kid that vandelized those cars way back when should have gotten cained.
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« Reply #39 on: November 12, 2003, 11:23:38 PM »
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if none of you live there then how would you know if it were true or not?   You guys musta got cable or somethin huh?    Maybe a friend of a friend once drove all the way here and back?
lazs


I lived in LA for 6 years. Most of the stuff is true. All of it is tongue-in-cheek. About 1/3 of it is funny. All of it, in one way or another, is sad.
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« Reply #40 on: November 13, 2003, 08:15:14 AM »
so sabre... all that stuff is true?  you seen it?   I was born in LA and grew up in the bay area in the sixties and 70's... seen lot funnier **** than that list.

Now washington... there is a funny place!   full of bald pasty guys and plump pasty girls... skin so white it hurts your eyes... was up there and regretting that I didn't bring my leather coat cause ot was overcast and cold with a little depressing drizzle... all the washtonians were in shorts and t shirts... besides being bizzare.... very unlovely.   And coffee?  silly folks in Wa.

curval.... wtf is "garnish"?  know who that lowell guy is... I get cable and one of my girlfriends pointed him out.
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« Reply #41 on: November 13, 2003, 09:37:27 AM »
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so sabre... all that stuff is true?  you seen it?   I was born in LA and grew up in the bay area in the sixties and 70's... seen lot funnier **** than that list.

lazs


Grew up in the 60s and 70s in the bay area? I don't think you could be more out of touch with modern times if you grew up on the dark side of the moon... News flash pal, being a middle aged guy from the San Fran area doesn't put you in the running for coolest guy ever anymore.
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« Reply #42 on: November 13, 2003, 09:51:34 AM »
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 it is at least a 45 minute drive to the nearest wallmart, bestbuy, lowes/homedepot EVERYTHING IS 45 minutes away AT LEAST...and that's just one way.  


It takes you 45 minutes to get to Lancaster? Ouch.

You're impression of California is a lot like my impression of Texas... if I'd based my impression of Texas on the time I spent stationed in San Angelo lol

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« Reply #43 on: November 13, 2003, 09:52:48 AM »
California has some great dropzones, I hear.
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« Reply #44 on: November 13, 2003, 10:03:04 AM »
STORM WATCH 2003!

For god's sake Santa fix that avatar!!!! ;)
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