Those of you claiming to be faithless

[Sandman]

[RTR]

If you do by chance retain any souls belonging to any of the FDB's you better keep'em segregated, or your gonna have a soul riot on yer hands. There's no telling where them souls have been!

RTR

[Nilsen]

LOL sandman

Btw saur..

If my soul should be faulty (DOA), will you prefer a replacement, money back or will you give me a chanse to fix it?

[Saurdaukar]

ROFL Sandman!  

Nilsen.  I do not offer any sort of Soul Insurance, although I can assure that the best possible care will be given to your non-material self.

[Estes]

I'll sell mine for 2.00 Saur.

[Boozer2]

Is the price now 10$, I just don't wanna get ripped off Um, how do I deliver, do I need to perform any kind of silly ritual to get my soul ready for delivery?? How would you even know you had it? and how do you keep mine seperate from sandmans?

[Sandman]

Originally posted by Boozer2
Is the price now 10$, I just don't wanna get ripped off Um, how do I deliver, do I need to perform any kind of silly ritual to get my soul ready for delivery?? How would you even know you had it? and how do you keep mine seperate from sandmans?

After you've sold it, why do you care?

[Stoned Gecko]

Originally posted by Capt. Pork
I think your confusing god, faith and a belief in an immortal soul with Christianity. The bible was a story meant to illustrate certain aspects of life. If you're one who takes everything in it literally, I'll sell you a brain for $5. My hamster just died of cancer and doesn't need it anymore.

I think I just pissed myself laughing. Couldn't agree with you more.

I consider myself agnostic, so my soul stays w/ me.

[Frogm4n]

DING DING DING FREE MONEY!!!

I accept paypal !!!

[AKIron]

Originally posted by Frogm4n
DING DING DING FREE MONEY!!!

I accept paypal !!!

It's free only if you have no soul or if you are certain that your agreement isn't binding. You sound pretty confident, but who here is really without doubt?

[Nilsen]

I think Allah has a special place for me when the time comes

[Nilsen]

Saur...

Our deal is not signed in blood yet, and i havent seen any pesos. Take my name off your list ...this is false marketing by LLC

[Frogm4n]

Originally posted by AKIron
It's free only if you have no soul or if you are certain that your agreement isn't binding. You sound pretty confident, but who here is really without doubt?

DING DING DING FREE MONEY!!!!! I ACCEPT PAYPAL!

[_Schadenfreude_]

Mine's available for $750,000 - or £500,000 if you prefer, bank draft or TT preferred, plse send contract over for signature.

[Holden McGroin]

...who here is really without doubt?

Only those with true faith.  Many who profess faith do so with a seed of doubt, and are therefore faithless.  

The professed faithless would not sell because of the doubt that they may be wrong.

Those who are so sure that they would sell are not faithless.

Selling Saurdaukar your soul proves your faith in the unprovable; that the soul does not exist.