Author Topic: Dumbest thing you've ever done while drunk (Read 1695 times)

skernsk · « **Reply #30 on:** April 25, 2004, 07:37:28 PM »

Back flips off the balcony

knife throwing...and catching

fighting

trying to start a fire with mixed gas (phoooomf!)

bow and arrow practice

Ghetto Quadding through the bush with no headlights. Ghetto quad was a pickup chasis, engine and seat. Ended in a loud cruch and a flight over the front.

There are more ... but that's all for now.

DiabloTX · « **Reply #31 on:** April 25, 2004, 08:26:24 PM »

*HIC Persting on dis boolitin boord *HIC

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #32 on:** April 25, 2004, 09:02:46 PM »

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Originally posted by Nash
Well, it's very highschool....

But, it involves parking on the side of the road, hiking a short ways into some spot that's basically known as a party spot. Bonfires, booze, and getting chased through the trees by cops on ATVs. And they can be huge.... 200 people. Sex everywhere. Good times.

We called them field parties. Out of the ten or so I went to, not one ended without the help of the police. One time they actually made us smash the beer, then searched our cars to make sure we didn't have any more.

JBA · « **Reply #33 on:** April 25, 2004, 09:08:29 PM »

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Originally posted by culero
My second wife was the same woman I'd divorced a year and a half before

now thats dumb

Gnslngr · « **Reply #34 on:** April 25, 2004, 09:11:02 PM »

we never saw the beer/kegs after the police showed up. We allways assumed they were so hot to break up highschool partys because of all the free beer they could snag.

One night we were out at the rock qoury drinking and a state trooper shined his light on us and told us "idiots to muster up at our vehicles"

Somone had left their trunk open and he saw some of the alcohol in there. He searched the rest of the cars till he got to mine. He noticed the "semper fi" sticker on the back of my car and asked me for my military ID. I told him I was getting ready to ship to boot camp.....If he cut us a break I'd probably be able to still do that. He responded with "so you think you belong in my beloved corps?"

To make a long story short he was a Marine and made a deal with me. as drunk as I was if I could do 100 push ups with out throwin up and promise not to drive home he'd let us go.

I've never held puke for so long but 100 push ups I did.

Sandman · « **Reply #35 on:** April 25, 2004, 09:44:32 PM »

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Originally posted by Yeager
Drive

That was it for me as well... The one and only time. I can recall sitting at a four-way stop sign for awhile. I thought... "Look right" and then I would turn my head and I looked for a moment or more and then thought, "look left" and turned and did the same for a bit and then thought, "look right again" and so on. I don't know how long the delay was between thought and action, but even then it felt slow. I may have been at that stop for ten minutes or more.

Really a stupid move.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #36 on:** April 25, 2004, 10:47:00 PM »

Plugged a fat chick.

Nash · « **Reply #37 on:** April 25, 2004, 11:17:01 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Where were your parents? Did they know where you were?

Home I guess.

Did they know where I was? "Out"... that's all the parents of a 17-18 kid gets to know. There's a law about it somewhere.

I know you have this idea that your kids are gonna share all their secrets with you and you all are going to be best friends and everything... But tell us how that's going when they get into highschool...

Gixer - "Decending through fog in a helicopter to land at a field with only GPS as a guide."

So... yer saying it's safe to fly a helicopter drunk, as long as you don't descent through fog? Whoah dude.... that IS stupid!

Sandman - "I can recall sitting at a four-way stop sign for awhile."

I'm real wasted, and I come up to a red light and stop. And Iwaited... and waited. Then eventually cars started to pile up behind me while we all waited for the light to turn green. The car directly behind me? The cops. And we all had a good long wait...

Until the cop car started flashing its lights, and making whoop whoop sounds. Then over their speaker I hear them say this muted "Mmppp yrrrr hrrricle mmmmmmrrrwww!". I'm like, "WTF?!"

But I'm panicking now, cuz I want VERY badly to get away from all this and the freaking light is still red. I look in my rearview, and now one of the cops is getting out and walking up to me. "Ah man, I am hooped.".... I roll down the window and in a moment of bravado I pre-empt whatever he's about to say with a witty "What the hell is wrong with these lights?!" I can't imagine how it must of actually sounded.

He said, "These lights are controlled by the weight of your car. You're way too far back. Move forward on to the pad."

Ahhh...

So I moved up a bit, the light turns green almost immediately, and I am a free man. I think my legs stopped shaking by the time I got home.

Octavius · « **Reply #38 on:** April 25, 2004, 11:24:45 PM »

wow Nash! Thats just, wow

If I were in that situation, the officer would not have been smelling any alcohol as my pants would be promptly filled.

Torque · « **Reply #39 on:** April 25, 2004, 11:31:22 PM »

Frying bacon nekid,

Soulyss · « **Reply #40 on:** April 26, 2004, 12:10:23 AM »

Not so much my stupidity but a friends. He started drinking in San Francisco one night, woke up the next morning sitting in a parking lot, in his truck, and after a few minutes he figured out he was in Los Angeles. He didn't drink much after that.

culero · « **Reply #41 on:** April 26, 2004, 01:01:21 AM »

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Plugged a fat chick.

The few times I did that while drunk were actually OK, gud fun.

However, the one time I failed to bail after, and then had to see it the next morning while hungover....that was the last time

culero (still horrified 20+ years later)

Tarmac · « **Reply #42 on:** April 26, 2004, 01:03:02 AM »

Tried to mow the lawn at my buddy's cabin. With no shoes on. At 3 am.

After getting pelted with a few rocks and twigs (and having my friends yell at me), I realized it was a pretty retarded idea. Especially when I started imagining what would happen to me if I slipped or did something stupid like pull the mower back over my foot.

Gixer · « **Reply #43 on:** April 26, 2004, 01:22:32 AM »

"So... yer saying it's safe to fly a helicopter drunk, as long as you don't descent through fog? Whoah dude.... that IS stupid! "

Yeah it is stupid but pretty common. I know of alot of instances where guy have flown from having a few drinks to alot. I'd see my old CFI drinking at the bowling club and then taking students next day. I once picked him up after he'd been drinking at the BBQ flew him and a couple guests home and the bastage logged the time as PnC even though he was asleep. LOL

Only accident I can recall where a good hangover was a contributing factor was a guy who didn't quite lock the collective down and watched the helicopter slowly lift up and over the side of a hill.

Dunno about the fix wing crowd but I guess it's why some airlines now do alcohol and drug tests of their pilots.

~~...-Gixer~~

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #44 on:** April 26, 2004, 08:27:20 AM »

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Originally posted by Nash

Until the cop car started flashing its lights, and making whoop whoop sounds. Then over their speaker I hear them say this muted "Mmppp yrrrr hrrricle mmmmmmrrrwww!". I'm like, "WTF?!"

LOL! I dunno why but I laughed pretty good here.

EDIT: Screw it - thats going in my sig.