ohhh Mr Pork, it is possible 

A friend of mine is a frickin septic tank.  He warms up on a case (24).  He can soak up alcohol like a sponge.  A tolerance that high is insane - I mean, sure, cool you can impress your friends.  But in the end it gets old and turns into a money pit... just for beer! 

Lets see... I was trying to think of a good one but I probably forgot all the good ones.  I'd say one stupid thing, not the stupidest, was when I went to the pub with a sheriff while underage.  Was homecoming at some campus and some of the alumni were floating around.
Another would be NOT turning my cell off before its too late.  I end up calling EVERYONE in my phone book.  I once found out I had an hour long conversation with a good buddy's mother.... hey, she's hot.