Nash, it happens every day- a toddler goes into the back yard, slips into a bucket, birdbath, Koi pond, whatever- and drowns.
It is up to us as Americans to remove hazards from the home- I propose we ban Koi ponds immediately and put safety screens on bird baths. We can give the dead Koi to the Starkist people- maybe they can mix it into their tuna. Ever since they banned dolphins in tuna the stuff tastes like the crap of a Breathologist.