Why Texas is now the most amazing state ever

[Capt. Pork]

This group of girls is willing to make a small sacrifice of their own in the interests of our troops headed overseas. Bless them and their private areas(which, god willing, will remain disease free).

takeoneforthecountry

[gofaster]

The gallery was disappointing.

I thought this part was humorous

Reeaaallyy exciting news from the southern California area. Carol K. is really doing a phenomenal job organizing (CinC WEST!!! hehehe) the San Diego OTOFTC battalions. Last time we talked she indicated that she has commitments from some sororities at University of Arizona, Arizona State U., U of Nevada Las Vegas, and U of California Riverside to converge during Spring Break in San Diego! Unbelievable planning, Carol, you ROCK. Keep us up to date on the mission.

I'm imagining housefuls of Tri-Delts and Zeta's loading up in vans and driving down to the air stations.  

[Capt. Pork]

Originally posted by gofaster
The gallery was disappointing.

True, perhaps, but I think it's nice of them anyway.

[Tarmac]

As long as they're being sluts they might as well put themselves to good use.

[DiabloTX]

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I guess their server sucks, too.

[Capt. Pork]

works now

[DmdBT]

Just call it "Operation ugly women getting laid"... pathetic. I hope our military guys treat them in the good old infantry fashion...

SPORTS!

S lap the b*tch
P ull her clothes off
O bserve for obstructions
R elease (need I elaborate)
T ap your wallet to make sure its still there
S queeze your way out of the room before she asks your phone#

[Sandman]

God bless America.

[Nash]

Damn straight Sandman.

I wept.