Hahah, three weeks abroad, in one nation, and she can form an opinion on an entire continent?
Man, that's like the krikkits in hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
"It must go".
Storch, I know you hate me for being a Yuropheean, but I love ya man. You may feel disgust for me and Europe, but I cannot bring myself to think less of you. And I can't really give a sh|t about what someone on your side of the pond happens to think about my little spot in the world - it's mine, it works the way it does, I'm pretty happy with it overall, and it takes a lot more than words for your input to change anything in my daily life, so it just doesn't matter.
Because it'd be f_cking boring without the red blooded American patriots Insta-Knowledge types. They're good to have around, to get some balance from the commie socialists here

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I shall go out and see if I can score a 16 year old soon. It's legal here, you see. And it's such tender meat. And they're easy.
How old is your daughter again?
So, to all the Insta-Experience Americans out there
, and see ya sooner or later.
