Author Topic: Pig blood on the bodies of extremists (Read 1119 times)

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #45 on:** June 20, 2004, 03:05:19 PM »

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Originally posted by Halo
Terrorism will end when everyone has more reasons to live than to die.

Think about it...

You get married. According to the popular bylaws of marriage you are to be with this one woman for the rest of your life... The idea of sleeping with the same chick for the remainder of your life(30-50) years, scares many guys.

Okay, now you're in eternity. You're there, for the rest of time. God has granted you the gift he promised. 72 virgins who somehow managed to remain virgins while at the same time honing some mind-bending sexual-techniques.

You have a good ole time tagging their brains out for the first couple centuries... But after two or three millenia, maybe four, you'll inevitably grow tired of the six dozen and then what happens? You seek relief in the only way you can by going next door to fool around with some of Abu's freaks. Ten or twenty thousand years down the line everyone's pissed again, just like they were on Earth; the bars are packed with disgruntled martyrs who're looking to get loaded and stick their schlongs into anything so long as it doesn't live under their roof.

Result?

All out war in heaven.

Viola. There's your reason to spend more time looking for unattached virgins(or, at the very least, chicks with mind-bending sexual techniques)here on earth.

Drifter1234 · « **Reply #46 on:** June 20, 2004, 03:45:50 PM »

AWmac

Stop it you're killing me.

I could actually visualize most of those things.

Thanks for the laugh.

_Schadenfreude_ · « **Reply #47 on:** June 20, 2004, 04:03:59 PM »

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Originally posted by hawker238
AWMac, you can't have conversations with yourself here.

Well if you do it in real life you can probably do it in here too....where is Mr Black when we need him?

Kanth · « **Reply #48 on:** June 20, 2004, 05:50:27 PM »

Capt Pork,

I'm just wondering if you were strapped to a bus, if it would stop a terrorist.

let me know, thx

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #49 on:** June 20, 2004, 06:43:47 PM »

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Originally posted by Kanth
Capt Pork,

I'm just wondering if you were strapped to a bus, if it would stop a terrorist.

let me know, thx

Only on Wednesday

Pongo · « **Reply #50 on:** June 20, 2004, 07:34:26 PM »

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Originally posted by ra
You seem to think Canada is not involved in this.

Sure I know we are involved in it. People forget how they felt when the Iraqis burt a few bodies and dragged em through the streets. People were ready to nuke the whole country.