I’d appoint Laz Minister of Defense, and appoint Ted Nugent as my personal advisor. I just couldn’t possibly be clever enough to come up with solutions that ‘think tank’ could.
No Nukes allowed, yet; I’d want a chance to promise the American public lots of oil shares in our newly occupied Saudi Arabian oil fields when we assumed control of the entire Middle East by force to put this BS terrorist harboring area to rest, once and for all.
No more being attacked, being foolishly run around by OPEC, or at the mercy of countries that couldn’t thwart France if they invaded with WWI stockpiled bolt action rifles. World opinion would be ignored, finally. Why bomb France when you could just boycott the United Nations with the guise of the United States surviving? Well, because you could, and it is pry right. Let them sit in a round table at the UN with headphones on and be all appalled while the tanks rolled into Riyadh. If they got too scrappy, just bomb their planes in the hangars and tell them to shut up, and we will give them more in the peaceful democratic don’t F around anymore world, if they send reparations to D-Day survivor families.
The United States would be in control for once, not wasting our resources on taking our own citizens rights because we can’t do anything else globally, without worrying about world opinion. We could then crush the religious retards that ultimately were left to kill 203,000 Americans due to our past failed policies on being really nice guys.
I’d also have the CIA secretly install trap doors backstage at the Jerry Springer Show, that after taping, the contestants think they are getting their 10th DNA fathers test to find their babies gangbanger Dad, but it goes to bus and a welfare reform work camp at Lockheed to build bombers and fighters to assure the rest of the world finally realizes it’s best to be free, and not kill people because your miserable turds without any purpose in life.
Creamitler pry wouldn’t get elected though, so an actual “New World Order” is just BS. Lotsa Americans are going to die, yup.