Author Topic: Can you guess who said this? (Read 2815 times)

Ack-Ack · « **on:** September 05, 2004, 02:54:06 AM »

Can anyone guess which player is famous for saying this?

Ingress: Always climb, climb, climb til your ears bleed and your
bowels loosen. 50k to 60k is an acceptable altitude to cruise at.
Always make sure that other friendly planes are nearby and well BELOW
you so that your enemy will attack them instead of you.

Combat: Always begin a merge at least 20k-30k above your opponent. Make sure that he is already engaged with other friendly fighters. Never engage him unless you outnumber him 14-4 or better. Don't worry about diving right through 7 of your own fighters to steal the kill, just make sure you don't waste Energy making any silly turns so that you can resume your climb back up to 50k alt.

Don't forget to: Only choose [insert fast plane here]. Always be above 40k. Always use other friendly aircraft as bait. Always steal your friends kills. Always leave the fight and run home to land the points.

Always RUN AWAY if: You don't outnumber the enemy at least 4 to 1. The enemy is at coalt. A fighter is hot on your tail and you've soiled yourself.

I think the former AW'ers will have an easier time figuring this one out.

ack-ack

Seraphim · « **Reply #1 on:** September 05, 2004, 03:05:49 AM »

Forgot the name but I'm positive they fly for rooks...

B17Skull12 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 05, 2004, 03:11:18 AM »

that perfectly defines your flying style akakallite.

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #3 on:** September 05, 2004, 03:36:03 AM »

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Originally posted by B17Skull12
that perfectly defines your flying style akakallite.

And just exactly who are you? Obviously someone that I routinely shoot down but your name escapes me, must be another nobody.

ack-ack

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #4 on:** September 05, 2004, 03:36:34 AM »

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Originally posted by Seraphim
Forgot the name but I'm positive they fly for rooks...

you've got the first part of the puzzle correct.

ack-ack

Furball · « **Reply #5 on:** September 05, 2004, 03:55:02 AM »

i think that could be the rook war doctrine.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 05, 2004, 08:11:45 AM »

Sounds pretty Zazzy to me.

GScholz · « **Reply #7 on:** September 05, 2004, 10:02:27 AM »

Nicely concealed whine AKAK.

DipStick · « **Reply #8 on:** September 05, 2004, 10:04:46 AM »

Smart money's on Zazen.

Blooz · « **Reply #9 on:** September 05, 2004, 10:12:02 AM »

It would be me except for the "steal your friends kills" bit.

No sense in losing 30k alt just to kill an enemy thats about to die anyway.

The rest of it is about right though ;^)

JB73 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 05, 2004, 10:39:29 AM »

akak I'm rook and however high i have gone, you have always been higher when we merged.

let he who is without cast the first stones

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #11 on:** September 05, 2004, 10:40:41 AM »

Now youve done it.

I can almost guess whats gonna be said soon LMAO

Zazen13 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 05, 2004, 10:50:49 AM »

It's not me, everyone knows 50k-60k much too low for me.

Also, I won't engage unless the odds are better than 20 to 1. That's why God gave us 10 fingers and 10 toes, until you can't count the friendlies with your socks off it just ain't safe yet!

Zazen

killnu · « **Reply #13 on:** September 05, 2004, 11:01:14 AM »

sounds like Nylon.

Morpheus · « **Reply #14 on:** September 05, 2004, 11:40:56 AM »

This is more like the BB i remember and loved.

In regards to the question.

My guess would be a Bish Priest.