Here's how it works in simple terms:
"Goober one to Goober squad. We've become nothing but a huge horde over here and that means we'll probably spend more time having our kills stolen or killshooting ourselves on a 'friendly' that decided we needed 'help' than we actually will getting to shoot and kill something.
Also we can't fly our beloved D ponies right now and that just plain suxxors.
We've been flying on this side for 128 years straight without switching so the 12 hour mora ... mora .... limit on switching shouldn't affect any of us.
Why don't we put on some slacks for the night? Now I know that most of us don't actually know
how to switch since part of our indocrination into the squad involved having 'switching is EVUL' tattooed on our foreheads and one of the general orders we memorized was that anyone caught in the o.c. was to be shot on sight .... but I'm sure if we asked someone on the other side they could tell us what button to push and if all of us pay really close attention we can manage to all switch to the same side.
I know it's a complicated process and it kinda intimidates me too ... but I'm actually getting aroused thinking about awakening a synapse or two.
So .... to keep you all from bruising your brains I'll pick the side with the lowest numbers, which should be the safest bet when it comes to getting to ride the D pony the rest of the night, and we'll all go into the o club and when we have someone explain what buttons to push to magically transport us over to the same side all together as a unit, then we'll take it step by step and get there together. Ya ready?"
Goober squad in unison: Could ya repeat the part aftuh "Goober one to Goober sqwad?"
