My cat furball sends cudos to Hairball.
When I hear a fight going on, I have to run outside and yell at furball to put some ones cat down and come home. He's a big white fluffy murderous bully. Last week he went into a neighbors house and beat up her cat in the living room. It had it coming. It sits outside my bedroom window at 3:00am and taunts furball. Then he gets pissed and jumps up and down on my chest and face because I won't let him out. But she leaves a window open for it to come and go.........and I let furball out on weekends......revenge is a mouth full of fur......
Definition of insanity is doing the same thing twice expecting different results........the other cat's owner keeps changing the window she leaves open for her cat thinking furball won't follow him home and whip his arse........furball 3...other cat 0..........insanity. Anyone want a date with her???? she's a cutiie, just not bright.
My girlfreind just brought home the new cat named Lockwood. He has an afterburner in his kester. And I swear he has never touched the floor since he's been in the house. All you see of him is a tail with hair standing on end going by at MACH 3. You don't do anything in the house without shorts on or a bathrobe with Lockwood loose. He sneeks up behind you and cold wet noses you where it aint nice. You don't leave the toilet seat up, he's not afraid of water. When you flush that lid better be down or he tries to jump in and play with the contents.................he commands worm holes, I have no clue how he just shows up, then dissapears a moment later, then shows up behind you killing one of 12 Mr. Mousies furball has lost in the last 7 years........
I had to put a stool in the computer room for furball to sit next to me when I fly. Other wise he leaps into my lap and tries to fly for me. At least on the stool he eventualy curls up and sleeps. Only after he decides I'm not flying the way he likes and nips me on the wrist. You can imagine how bad my aim is, even if furball's not in the room, I have an unconcious flinch at times when I pull the trigger......................
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