...and a good time was had by all...

[Hangtime]

...but the knits.  

The 1st/AG's first night of "FAST ATTACK" operations commenced with a heavy strike to P32 and A33, and elements of of the FDB's, 13th TAS, Nighthawks, Air_Squadron and several other bish units joined in. The target bases were reduced to scrap iorn, but tragicly the goons along with their escorts were ambushed by CV based knit elements and destroyed, the fields remained in knit hands.

Next we launched a heavy Navy raid from CV 54; at that time operating N of A29. Mayhem ensued as TBM's with F6F's and F4U's in Jabo roles tore the place up; and it was quickly in Bish hands. Despite problems with the planner producing some extrodinary waypoints from the CV all the swabbies all managed to find the target, and this mission was a total success.

After a 30 minute recess (my fediddlein isp croaked fer a bit) we departed A25 with 4 B17's, eight B26's, 10 p51's 3 c47's and a host of bloodthirsty bishes loaded out in a varity of A/C on a very complicated attack profile that included a diversionary raid at A34 while the main elements were slated to attack A38 and A30.

As before, most of bishland got involved and elements of of the FDB's, 13th TAS, Nighthawks, Air_Squadron and several other bish units joined in. The mission planner had 8 flights.. and it kept crashing when I tried to load the 9th. It seems kindy quirky since the patch and it's apparent that there's a limit to how much it can handle.  

When the smoke settled 45 minutes later, 29, 38, 30, 26 & 27 were all in Bish hands and the knit city; surrounded, cut off from support or defense was under seige and quicky left in flaming ruins.

Not bad; bishes.. not half bad at all.   Thanks for participating.. at one point we had better than 35 aircrews in the air on the various tasks.. and despite a tremendous effort by the knits to thwart the juggernaut, determination; quick thinking and the appropriate timely and heroic action of INDIVIDUALS resulted in success for the entire combined group effort.

To all those who joined in and did the deeds... thanks, and WELL DONE! There will be more "FAST ATTACK" missions.. hope you enjoy 'em as much as I do.    Lordy; that was FUN! Anybody get any pictures?

Hang
1st/AG "Bishlanders"

[This message has been edited by Hangtime (edited 01-10-2001).]

[bloom25]

I must have logged on after that Hang.  All I know is every one of those fields is Knight again.    A group of 6 or 7 Knights took them all back in less than 1 hour.



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THUNDERBIRDS

[Hangtime]

LOL.. you knits have been organized fer too damn long. We're playin catch-up ball, outnumbered and takin our turn in the bucket, so it feels great to get off the defensive and advance fer awile, yah know??

I was havin so much fun.. then I ran outta cigars, beer and catfood simutaneously, and logged fer the evening.. about 10:30 eastern.

If it wasn't fer Hairball; you'd a logged on lights out, 'cus the next ride was gonna be downtown on yer HQ.  

Hang
1st/AG "Bishlanders"

[Sunchaser]

Good one Hangtime,
Knights are considered massively organized if there are two in the same grid lately.

I managed to not encounter any of your raids but I watched them roll us up....impressive.



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When did they put this thing in here and WTF is it for?

[wolf37]

  * In a small dark and damp room some where deep in Knightland*

Sunchser*  ok guys, this Bishop swine Hangtime has to go

Ripsnort*  Well I agree, but what are we going to do

bloom25*  Well we could drop a big rock on his head

Sunchser* naw, his head is harder then a rock, so that wont work

Swager* What if we tied a big rock to his ars and drop him in the ocean to drown

Sunchser* Swager, are you not paying attention, he's a Bishop, his ego is so big it will work as a flotation device and he wont sink, so that plan is out.

Loecash*  How about we try to bribe him to coming to our side

Sunchser* that would be a good plan, except then we can't kill him, so no bribe's

Mathman*  What about blackmail, I have some great photos of him with sleeping with sheep

Sunchser*  Well that will help piss the Rooks off at Hangtime when they find out he's been sleeping with there wives, ok Mathman leak the photos out. it is a start

Mathman*  rgr, will do

Sunchser*  but we still need a plan

Skipper*  what if we put out lots of beer as bait and ambush him

Sunchser* well the ambush will kinda work, we can trash the Fat Drunk Bastereds that way, but we still have to deal with Hangtime

wolf37*  why dont we hire the ASSASSINS to take him out

Sunchser*  I think the ASSASSINS are only good at taling out the garbage

wolf37*  isnt that what I just said

Sunchser*  not that kind of garbage  (smacks wolf37 up side the head) now pay attention

PaintMaw*  what if we sent him a message saying he won a pink cadilac and when he comes to get it we shoot him full of holes

Sunchser*  that would only work against the Night Hawks

wolf37*  and only if it was a pink ostwind

Sunchser*  right, a pink ostwind

Catch22*  well why dont we captue a Rook field, one that is a couple of fields away from the Bishops. then place a lot of beer at that field with a pink ostwind and then round up all the Rooks wives ( sheep) and put them there as well. then all the Fat Drunk Bastereds and all the Night Hawks and Hangtime will want to go there and we wont have to worry about them any more

Sunchser*  well that sounds like the best idea so far, lets do it then

wolf37* does this mean the meeting is over now

Sunchser*  yeah the meeting is over

wolf37*  then it's party time, woo hoo

* with the plan made, the Knight now know the Bishops are no longer a threat and have a big party with lots of beer and babes


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C.O.
THUNDER BIRDS

[This message has been edited by wolf37 (edited 01-10-2001).]

[Westy]

rofl  

-Westy

[Fox29]

(smacks wolf37 up side the head)  

hehehe..that brings back alot of good memories....

[milnko]

I see we have another name for the hit list.....and it ain't HANGTIME    

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[Hangtime]

MASON22: Hey hang; Bish intel sez there's beer and sheep and a pink ostwind up at rook A18. We need a MISSION!

HANGTIME: rgr. Mission up in 5 min.

(5 min later) HANGTIME: Yo; MISSION UP!! FAST ATTACK!

FATTY: Where to hang?

GORDO: yah; we goin fer the pink ostie??

HANGTIME: Neg. Hittin knit port; sinkin the fleet, then sending the fleet to rookland.. knits will regrab their port, then chase down that fleet in rookland.

MASON22: but.. what about the beer??

GORDO: ..and the pink ostie??

FATTY: .. and the sheep!! Dammit, I want rook sheep! Bish intel sez..

HANGTIME: "bish intellegence" is an oxymoron, fer gawds sake. If we HAD "intellegence" and it said the rooks had beer, sheep, and a pink ostie, you think the knits would let 'em keep it? Now lets go grab that fediddlein port. MISSION UP! Besides, While theys busy bumpin heads over that fleet, we can rape and pillage the knit home island.. plenty of beer and sheep there.

GORDO; I still want a pink ostie.

HANGTIME: I know you do. After we sink the fleet; we'll have one tattoed on fatty's mom's bellybutton fer yah.

GORDO: I'm in!

HANGTIME: gawd; I love this job.

 

[airspro]

Only had time for one so far but sure will make time for more . Fun ya but Hang u doing great work <S>

[bloom25]

A pink ostwind!  That's just priceless Wolf.  



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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS

[Lance]

I want a wookie, a cookie, and a pink ostie!