Virtual Lawyers....working on my degree

[GreenCloud]

lolo..

ok..5 tickets in 5 months


3 were speeding

1 -Illegal left hand turn

1 -Sakteboarding no helmet..$172



Ok..so I hav enow won 2 out of five tickets

Skateing and 1 speeding ticket


Im going back to Trail By written Decleration for my last ticket


But I would liek to hear soem ideas of..welll excuses..lies..whatever you want to call them..I call it truth for thsi argument  


I was coeming down Highway 50 from South LAke Tahoe..Curvy 2 lane Highway..

I coem around a corner........I guess im going somewhere in the 90's..

Argh Highway Patrol sitting around coner in Blind Spot..I get ticket

So..Im thinkn ..whats goon abe a good argument....

1) Mistaken Identity  (This worked for my last tickect at night)
     but..its not dark ..but there were many other cars speeding

2) Admit to speeding, or say you were passing soem semi turks and an extremly fast large vehicle started to ride your azzz so you speed up to give him room to pass  (unsafe conditoins)

I dont think admiting to speeding is a good thing..but im leaning towards the .."iw as passing semis and a lager SUV was barrleing down on my ..riding my bumper"


All of this is feasibel as the CHP officer could not see what was happening behind me becuase of the blind corner


Now...hold your breath if you are going to preach about ..paying the ticket blah blah...

Im lookn for good virtual lawyers only...

lololol

Salute
BiGB
xoxo

If I win because of soemones Idea..I will pay for 3 Months OF AH subcription or equivilant prize

[hawker238]

Hooray for lack of ethics!

[lasersailor184]

Yeah, I'm going to have to go with no lieing.


But then again I'm not a lawyer, I have morals.

[Bodhi]

How long till he pulled you over?

If he lost sight, claim mistaken identity... in court claim this, and make sure the officer admits to losing sight, be sure to remind him of the other car going that fast that passed you like a bat out of hell almost running you off the road.  Also, do not admit you saw him turn on his lights, say you saw him come at you with his lights on.  Hence the fact that he turned them on for someone else.

Worked for me last year in NC and again in CO this year.

[GreenCloud]

bodhi...I used that before during a very dark night..and won...

I think thats a winner...he defntly did not have eye contct on me the whole time


hmmmm...if I do use your defense..would you like a Historical Gift or  3 months sub?

btw..hawk-lazer..save your selfrighteuos preaching to soemone who gives a crap..lolol..if your not cheatn..your not tryn..

You know...I used to get High on life...till I built up a tolerance


Love
BiGB
xoxo

[deSelys]

Just say that you were drunk and that you were hurrying to go back home because you were afraid to cause an accident.

Or just claim mental deficiency...

[mora]

Originally posted by GreenCloud
1 -Sakteboarding no helmet..$172

WTF??? In the land of the free!!??

[beet1e]

Originally posted by GreenCloud
1 -Illegal left hand turn

Tell the judge that all your turns have to be left hand turns ever since you damaged your wanking hand.

Bodhi - aren't you a man of faith, and yet you would lie in a court of law?

[oboe]

In excess of 90 mph on a blind curve on a twisty highway?

Just skip the court appearance, man.   You've got it all figured out anyway.   Don't let 'em mess with ya.

[RTSigma]

Do the George from Seinfield and when he asks why just rub your nose, look down and say "falnellieium"

[Bodhi]

Originally posted by beet1e
Bodhi - aren't you a man of faith, and yet you would lie in a court of law?

If you believe in Christ's ultimate sacrifice, I guess it is wrong to "lie" in court.  

But to tell you the truth, I do not think God really cares.  So long as I try to do right when it counts.  Like when I testify at your murder trial when bGB kills you.  I would tell the truth and say it was justifiable homicide.  

I can use the $250.00 for the ticket better, and I can definitely keep the money the insurance company will charge in increased premiums for a bunch of bull watermelon tickets a highway patrol man writes.  To tell you the truth, if they spent 50% of the time they write tickets chasing real crime, this might not be such a corrupt and immoral society.

[beet1e]

I wonder what our patrolman friend, Maverick would think of that.

I've never had a ticket in Britain, but I speed where it's safe, ie there's a BS nanny instigated limit. But when I do finally get caught, I wouldn't lie about what happened.

[JBA]

First get a good virtual English teacher. Learn to speak in complete sentences and, Be sure to remove all piercing from face and cover all tattoos, Judges hate that SH*T.

Then slow the F down,“somewhere in the 90's on a curvy 2 lanes ” before you kill some poor family with your DUMB A** SH*T.  You kill one of my children and you’ll have more to worry about then paying the ticket. You Stupid F***

Now shut up and Pay the damn ticket and learn from your mistakes.

[Habu]

I have a very effective way to win in court. It always works for me. However I am a bit afraid to post it in an open forum as it would probably not work if everyone did it.

If you want to hear it let me know your email and I will tell you how to do it.

It  is honest and not unethical, it is based on how the court system works.

[deSelys]

Originally posted by Bodhi
...if they spent 50% of the time they write tickets chasing real crime, this might not be such a corrupt and immoral society.

So you're doing your part to keep this society "moral"...

Moron.





Yeah Skuzzy I know that this is a personal attack. But I'll stand my ground.