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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« on: October 01, 2004, 08:47:19 AM »
If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2004, 08:48:25 AM »
Well, if I did, I couldn't do it in just one bite.
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Offline deSelys

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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2004, 08:57:28 AM »
No...but I would trade myself for a slice of pizza!
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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2004, 09:09:23 AM »
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?
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Isn't that like tossing your own salade?
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Offline Heretik

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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2004, 11:11:18 AM »
Boy it's a good thing you said yes, otherwise I would have bitten your ear off.
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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2004, 11:55:13 AM »
The bigger question is...

Would you eat the moon if it was made of ribs?

I know I would and I would wash it down with a nice cold budweiser.
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Offline VOR

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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2004, 12:13:14 PM »
If you could be a planet, which would you be? I'd be the Sun.
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2004, 12:22:10 PM »
Is the sun a planet?

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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2004, 12:25:35 PM »
Nope, the Sun is a star.

If I was a hot dog, I doubt I would be worried about much.

A planet?  Hmmm...something in the Pegasus system maybe.
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2004, 12:39:03 PM »
Nobody ever gets my jokes. Maybe I should stop telling stupid ones. ;)
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Offline Skuzzy

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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2004, 12:56:11 PM »
Good cover VOR.  :D
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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2004, 12:59:19 PM »
LOL! I thought it was a line from the same guy about eating yourself if you were a hotdog..SNL skit/spoof on Harry Kari? Somebody back me up here! :D
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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2004, 01:09:13 PM »
Harry Caray: That's something else. Let me ask what's your favorite planet.

Dr. Ken Waller: Well, I don't have a favorite. I find them all fascinating there all a part of a-

Harry Caray: Mine's the sun. Always has been. I like it because it's like the king of planets.

Dr. Ken Waller: Well, Actually Harry it's not a planet it's a star.

Harry Caray: Well! Planet or starwhen that thing burns out were all gonna be dead.

Dr. Ken Waller: Well that's true but it's not gonna burn out for a very long time.

Whole transcript from that episode is here:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/96/96tspace.phtml
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Offline VOR

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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2004, 01:10:58 PM »
Whew...owe ya one Wulf!

Skuzzy: Neener neener!
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2004, 01:14:05 PM »
ROFL!  I knew the bit.  I was just razing you.  :D

(Pssst...how's that for cover? :))
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