yep. the biggest failure of the UN is that it relies on its members for military forces.
To illustrate the problem... imagine that Italy invaded the Vatican.
The vatican asks the UN for help.
In the UN security council:
USA: Hey that aint cool, doesn't that nice old priest guy live there? vote yes military action
France: We need to put sanctions on italy so they back off. vote NO to military action
Russia: not our problem, vote abstained .
Britain: If the US says yea we say yea. Besides, we like the old fart.
China: not our problem, vote abstained.
UN council result: One vote 'no' vetos the military action even though it 'won' the vote count.
Negotiations begin to have Italy back off. Sanctions are put in place.
A Year goes by. 1 Year in which the italians do whatever they want in the Vatican.
The situation gets real ugly. UN council meets to discuss what to do next:
France: Sanctions are not working. Lets do a resolution against them.
USA: k... but if those dont work we go in.
Britain: *sigh*
China: whatever rocks your boat, not our problem.
Russia: absent during this meeting.
Several years go by with several resolutions passed and gone... Italy is still partying in the streets of the Vatican.
UN council meeting #3:
China: i told you its not my problem, vote abstained.
British: But we havent even decided what to vote on how can you abstain...
China: dont care, dont bother us with this.
British: *sigh*
Russia: The vatican situation is very serious, we should do something about it.
France: yes we should.
USA: *sigh*
British: we could each mobilize some military forces around italy, show them we mean bussiness. Give the chaps a show of force.
Russia: Yes yes you go ahead and do that.
France: I agree
USA: If that doesnt work we go in.
France: *sigh*
British: Ok we're agreed. Let's assign the forces we'll send. Commonwealth troops will deploy to the north of italy
Switzerland: cant take sides sorry, you cant put troops here.
Germany: nein. No foreign troops in our soil.
Austria: we'll allow it if you give us trade benefits in return
British: *sigh*
Russia: Our economy is not in a position to support a military operation, we will happily commit support personel and materiel.
France: Our foreign legion is too far away to deploy to italy
USA: just use your regular armed forces you dont need the foreign legion
France: you want our help or no?
USA: wouldnt hurt
France: then we send the legion. But since its too far away we will only be able to help with air and a few units on le ground.
USA: *sigh*
China: *eats popcorn, chuckles to itself*
Russia: and the americans invade from the south
France: yes yes their 2 armies will land in..
USA: *sigh*
British: *sigh*
A year later Italy is invaded, Vatican liberated. However, certain problems arise from italy being invaded.
UN meeting #4
USA: Things are under control, we have several army divisions on the ground and transition of the italian gov. is going smoothly. The pope sends a thumbs up.
British: What ^ they said.
Italy : ow did you have to gang up on us like that?
Germany: Hey our economy took a big hit thanks to your stupid invasion, we had trade deals with Italy...
France: The americans have made several mistakes that shouldn't have happened....
British: *sigh*
Russia: hey italy if you want we can talk about those rebuilding contracts over dinner...
China: why did you call me to this meeting?
USA: We're doing the best we can France
France: not good enough.
Australia: can we get our troops home now? It was a long trip for the mates.
British: France we're doing the best we can with what we have, nobody couldve done better.
USA: yeah, what ^ said.
France: "We have a plan"
Australia: our boys even took souveneirs on their way to Italy..the foreign legion even sued some of our boys for tavern brawls on their way to the italian front....
and you get the idea.