I'm just trying to think - I mean New Orleans is pretty bad for crime. Murder per capita has got to be in the top 5 in the country. Add assualts, agravated battery, etc.etc., and you better be sure you're watching your back. And yet I see these post of people out in the sticks worried about some attack on them, and arsenals of weapons. Is it possible your fear is disporportionate to your surroundings?
If I lived by you margin of safety, I'd require nukes!