No, I don't - you are just interjecting that because that's what you WANT to read.
A sign of two pieces of crappy wood and crappy laminated paper is worth sliced fingers, stiches, and a tetanus shot?
Someone takes a quarter from me, I can bash him with a baseball bat - I mean, it was my quarter.
Maybe you just need to give up on the idea you have about me, because it's all wrong and full of presumptions you just hope are true.
-SW