Author Topic: Mother in Laws...the ultimate evil in the universe... (Read 2214 times)

mora · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2004, 11:08:50 AM »

:roflAirhead

myelo · « **Reply #16 on:** November 18, 2004, 11:44:09 AM »

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Originally posted by SOB
Bad mouthing you in your own house? You should have a taxi waiting for her in the morning.

Finally! Some advice from someone who stands to pee.

You’re mother-in-law is in YOUR house for 27 days? No offense, but any gelding who allows this to happen deserves whatever he gets.

Muckmaw1 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 18, 2004, 11:49:15 AM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
You call your wife "Laci?" After Laci Peterson? And you don't understand why your mother in law would be alarmed about that?? And you've got 4 females in the house now, and you have readily accessable porn links on your family computer??

(full one minute pause of silence for effect)

This is classic of what happens when little boys get married before they learn how to become men. Instead of being PO'd at your mother in law perhaps you should listen to what she's saying- sounds like she has a legitimate reason to be alarmed at your bad manners.

This woman interrupted her life to help you and your wife out- she probably wouldn't have to if you'd get your fat bellybutton off the couch and raise a finger to help- and instead of being grateful all you do is whine because she "inconviences" you (read: you can't as easily wank off to porn sites with her in the house).

I feel sorry for this woman for having such an immature little boy for a son in law. Real men don't make threats of violence, however veiled, against their wives. Real men don't have porn links on the family computer for one and all to view. Real men help out when there's a new baby in the house. Real men treat their in-laws with respect. But you wouldn't know about being a man because you're still just a little boy.

OMG that is the best...

is there a limit as to how long a sig can be?

Muckmaw1 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 18, 2004, 11:50:08 AM »

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Originally posted by myelo
Finally! Some advice from someone who stands to pee.

You’re mother-in-law is in YOUR house for 27 days? No offense, but any gelding who allows this to happen deserves whatever he gets.

Can't argue with that.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #19 on:** November 18, 2004, 11:58:11 AM »

Airhead... 9.5

VWE · « **Reply #20 on:** November 18, 2004, 12:54:32 PM »

Visit airhead at work!

Airhead · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2004, 02:29:26 PM »

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Originally posted by VWE
You must be single... either that or your wife is cheating on you.

I'm used to your flawed logic, but this one is baffling, even coming from you.

So because I treat my in-laws with respect- not because I necessarily like my in-laws, but because I love my wife-

Don't have porn links on my computer- not because I don't like porn necessarily, but out of respect for my wife-

Am active in raising my child, from poopy diapers to the College tuition, out of a commitment I made to my wife-

Have never threatened, struck nor bullied her, because I honor my wife-

And, lastly, have never cheated on her, because of a promise I made to my wife-

So because of all that, you can tell my wife is cheating on me?

You might be right- maybe women look for couch potato slugs who wank off to porn sites...I just hope my daughter holds out for better, is all.

Oh well, what can you say? After all, he IS a Maw.

NUKE · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2004, 02:40:16 PM »

... you had me at hello.

Elfie · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2004, 02:42:52 PM »

Muckmaw you are lucky your sentence is as short as it is. Mine is 12 years long now with no end in sight. Even though my mother in law doesnt live in my home she does live 2 blocks away.

My inlaws cant stand me....I cant stand them. I have been thrown out of their home, they have been thrown out of mine.

Muckmaw1 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2004, 02:47:21 PM »

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Originally posted by Elfie
Muckmaw you are lucky your sentence is as short as it is. Mine is 12 years long now with no end in sight. Even though my mother in law doesnt live in my home she does live 2 blocks away.

My inlaws cant stand me....I cant stand them. I have been thrown out of their home, they have been thrown out of mine.

Wow.

God must really have it in for you.

AWMac · « **Reply #25 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:15:50 PM »

Muck..... buy a boat, make a few cement anchors and tell the 'ol bat that you'd like to make amends to her by taking her on a fishing trip this December 24th...Just you and her...*heavy on the evil sheepish grin*

Bet she'd hit the door running!!!!

Airhead · « **Reply #26 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:31:47 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
Muck..... buy a boat, make a few cement anchors and tell the 'ol bat that you'd like to make amends to her by taking her on a fishing trip this December 24th...Just you and her...*heavy on the evil sheepish grin*

Bet she'd hit the door running!!!!

Ya know, I'll burn in Hell for laughing, but damn, that is funny. (Looking over shoulder, making sure wife isn't reading monitor)

Ripsnort · « **Reply #27 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:37:45 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
Muck..... buy a boat, make a few cement anchors and tell the 'ol bat that you'd like to make amends to her by taking her on a fishing trip this December 24th...Just you and her...*heavy on the evil sheepish grin*

Bet she'd hit the door running!!!!

Is that like the joke about the last thing Laci said to her hubby that day? "You feed the dog, I'll feed the fish.."

slimm50 · « **Reply #28 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:47:38 PM »

Heheheh...maybe we should take up a collection for Muck. He could use the dough to put his mom-in-law up in a nearby motel. Either that, or hire a hit man.

AWMac · « **Reply #29 on:** November 18, 2004, 04:00:02 PM »

Hey Muck..... is there perhaps a "Bates Motel" in the area? hint, hint.