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Offline fd ski

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« Reply #30 on: November 22, 2004, 05:07:20 AM »
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Does Jesus ever say anything about the homos?


Nah, everything else is ok, but homos thing from old testament still applies, because we like it like that :D
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« Reply #31 on: November 22, 2004, 08:31:16 AM »
vulcan... maybe the bible was written by scientists.   That would explain all the inconsistencies... you know.. milk good for you today not the next then good for you again...meat bad... meat good...  vitamins good/bad  comet/flood/ice whatever.... all people from africa no wait... from.. no wait..

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« Reply #32 on: November 22, 2004, 08:42:26 AM »
Its a load of old cobblers. Thats what this thread says to me!
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« Reply #33 on: November 22, 2004, 08:48:34 AM »
lol Good show Vulcan!

Amazing what simple logic can do and the questions that it will bring.. hehe
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« Reply #34 on: November 22, 2004, 09:34:09 AM »
the only dicsussion funnier than politics on this board is religion

LOL LOL LOL
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« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2004, 09:53:45 AM »
The book of Leviticus is, I believe, is in the Old Testament. As I recall, we should be living from the New Testament. The Old Testament left us when Jesus died on the cross for all of us. All those sacrifices (and other strange stuff) in the Old Testament are called the “Old Covenant. The Old Testament is more of a historical set of books. Get in the New Testament, (The new Covenant) and your story will change quite a bit.

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Just a bit of info here. I can also get you the information from the Muslims, Buddhism and a few others out there. This is for information proposes only. What you do with the information I give you is called…Religion!

Your beliefs are not my fault.
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« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2004, 10:31:09 AM »
But Moses received the 10 commandments before Jesus died on the cross and are in the Old Testiment... right?  ( not sure really)


And if that is the case.... are they null and void?   :confused:
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« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2004, 10:38:48 AM »
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So are you telling me, theres some poor soul stuck in hell going "oh comon it was only two oysters and they've revoked that clause" stuck down there for all eternity because you guys aren't sure about the Shellfish clause?


I think the guy who wrote the bible was a sucker for Shellfish! LoL!

He wanted all the Shellfish for himself! :)
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« Reply #38 on: November 22, 2004, 10:53:32 AM »
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But Moses received the 10 commandments before Jesus died on the cross and are in the Old Testiment... right?  ( not sure really)


And if that is the case.... are they null and void?   :confused:


Well, It depends on who  you ask. That was asked also of Jesus, and I aint' him, so you're going to have to look up his  answer your self!
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« Reply #39 on: November 22, 2004, 12:26:01 PM »
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Oh, and in case any of you were actually SERIOUS, the Old Testament laws are JEWISH law.  Has nothing to do with Christianity or Gentiles in general (beyond the obvious lineage of Christianity).  From a Christian point of view, the shellfish guy is goin to hell anyway because he's JEWISH and doesn't believe Jesus was the Messiah.  Besides, do you know how hard it is to find fresh shellfish??


Jewish law? OK I see. But does that mean god was Jewish before Jezuz stepped in, or are we talking two different gods here?

So say the Shellfish guy is in hell, and he hears about this Jezuz dude right - now remember the shellfish guy died way before Jezuz arrived. So the Shellfish guy mossies up to Satan and says "I'm with Jezuz, hes the Messiah and he says oysters are ok". Does Satan let him out?  Or does he check with God?
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« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2004, 12:55:32 PM »
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)


Personally, i am not religious, and i think all religion is b.s.

But i have an open mind, i would love there to be a God, and a magical place called heaven where i could see my loved ones again.  But i dont think there is.

oh.. and a bit of Monty Python ;) :D

All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot;
Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom, He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly little squid.
Who made the spikey urchin? Who made the sharks? He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox both great and small.
Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all.
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus
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« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2004, 03:04:12 PM »
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"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)


 



Wow   good one!
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