Author Topic: Barbells (Read 1576 times)

Roscoroo · « **Reply #15 on:** December 04, 2004, 02:45:08 AM »

9.5 points for scoring w/ expresso chick,
9.9 for swallowing
9.3 for making the mrs Roo laff at ya
9.4 for her calling asking for the jewlery back ..

WTG ....

now just go out and buy her anouther hunk of jewlery and put it on for her ..

SirLoin · « **Reply #16 on:** December 04, 2004, 03:35:23 AM »

Let me guess...69 with her on top?

Oh and if you find it?..Post a sanitized pix of it for us mere mortals too.

SunTracker · « **Reply #17 on:** December 04, 2004, 03:38:27 AM »

You stuck your tongue in a womans thingy? Gross.

Nilsen · « **Reply #18 on:** December 04, 2004, 04:57:23 AM »

The fact that she wants it back after passing through Nash is what i find rather disturbing.

No Nash.. I think piercings are a big turnoff, but since you had gotten far enough to find one down there its already to late to stop.

Next time you find a date, make sure you swing by the local junkyard and walk underneath one of these

If she doesnt fly up in the air you can take her home.

Chortle · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2004, 05:09:12 AM »

lol Nilsen. All this front bum and back bum talk is getting confusing.

WhiteHawk · « **Reply #20 on:** December 04, 2004, 05:40:42 AM »

Dont monitor your feces for the damm thing. Go out and buy her one just like it and then CLAIM you dug throught your poo and found it, amongst other things. (IUD's, tampons, masangail disposables, preperation H supositories, etc.)

EN4CER · « **Reply #21 on:** December 04, 2004, 06:30:36 AM »

lol - Nash is gonna have pierced crap - kind of like his diatribe.

Sorry Nash but I couldn't resist. Thank you so much for sharing your sex-capade. Why don't you video tape the bowel movement and post that too. Hope you got an airbag.

Lazerus · « **Reply #22 on:** December 04, 2004, 06:40:19 AM »

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Originally posted by Nash
Whaddya mean "yeah right."

You suggesting I should call up Guiness or Ripley's because this is oh so unusual? I bet it's pretty common actually.

I'm stopping right here and pledging to quote the article out of either Playboy or Penthouse that I have sitting in my office at work that is almost the exact same story you just told.

Tommorow night, or tonight as it may be.

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Originally posted by Nash
Or whatever they're called....

You know, those piercings with the rod and the two ball units on each end.

Long story short - last night I was... uh... cave diving? She was wearing one of these things.... in, like... the cave... and BAM! It dislodged and I swallowed it.

She actually called my work today to ask me to monitor my feces for its resurfacing. I don't know her last name, I don't like that brand of jewlery, and I don't tend to examine my crap.

PLUS....

I don't like my pron stars wearing them in their tongues. I don't like them in people's eyebrows, noses, lips, or ears. They just look gawdamn unweildy.

Is it just me? Do any of you guys like these things?

I've been searching for a purpose in life - and I think I've found it. I'm going to open a new Word document and create a petition. That's how upset I am.

(and yes, I did glance.... and no... I didn't see it)

quoted for posterity. if i'm wrong, i'm wrong.

JB73 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 04, 2004, 08:18:35 AM »

was his barbell at the tip or near the base?

capt. apathy · « **Reply #24 on:** December 04, 2004, 08:25:38 AM »

I don't much care. it doesn't do anything for me, but if they want to jab chunks of metal in themselves, fine with me.

the only exception is the eyebrow piercing, it kills me. I'll be talking to some salesgirl or something and she'll have that damn eyebrow pierced, my hand starts twitching, I can barely resist the urge to reach up and rip it off of there.

Eagler · « **Reply #25 on:** December 04, 2004, 08:26:10 AM »

you still "Bush" bashing?

lol

lazs2 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 04, 2004, 08:39:19 AM »

I'm with nash on this one. I can barely stand pierced ears on women much less be around one who looks like she was in a grenade accident. Turns me off.

lazs

Dago · « **Reply #27 on:** December 04, 2004, 08:48:28 AM »

In todays world, not to be negative here, but having such adventures with someone you don't know real well is a bit of a risk with the STDs that you can expose yourself too. You now are at high risk for AIDS, Herpes, Chlamidia, Clap, Shyp, etc.

I recommend not kissing your Mother when you see her at Christmas.

Good luck,

dago

oboe · « **Reply #28 on:** December 04, 2004, 09:39:36 AM »

Nash, you better start monitoring your stool for blood and seek medical assistance should you find evidence of it, or experience abdominal pain or cramping.

Depending on how this metal jewelry came apart and ultimately dislodged and found its way into your digestive system, it could be you have a sharply pointed piece of metal working its way through the twists and turns of your intestines.

Eat lots of bananas. They're a binder.

RightF00T · « **Reply #29 on:** December 04, 2004, 09:46:16 AM »

Barbells are cool....so was it a ring or a straight tube? I'm guessing a straight tube if it went down so easily.