Vasectomy

[Regular]

What is the point?  Pull your stick back.

Let the bullets fly somewhere else. Or else use a deflector sheild.

[wombatt]

I think slappin on a rubber would be better:(

[Regular]

And married men do this?

[JB73]

Originally posted by Regular
use a deflector sheild.

an evil creation by women to make us men uncomfortable

man i HATE rubbers lol

[Regular]

I thought keyboard companys designed them!! Easy cleaning.

[Redd]

had it done about 10:00 am in the morning, gave them a test drive that night to make sure everything was OK , but was then very sore for 3-4 days. Not sure they were meant to be let out for a run that early on.


a few weeks later you are supposed to take a sample back for evaluation ( which I didn't  - how hard can be to knot some tubes ? ) .

but my neighbor  did , and was running late between appointments, with no chance to go home , so had to pull up by the side of the road to deliver the sample into the bottle. Could be dangerous business , you'd need to be careful where you parked  


It's all good though - get it done.

[SunKing]

Originally posted by hblair
Oh good grief guys, it's not that big a deal. They give you one of these to put your apple in after the surgey so you can go about your day to day business. Simple procedure really.

[Heater]

Remember that look in your dog's eyes when you had him fixed.........

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by Heater
Remember that look in your dog's eyes when you had him fixed.........

Yeah, that drugged looked! WOOOO HOOO DRUGS!

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by Regular
What is the point?  Pull your stick back.

Let the bullets fly somewhere else. Or else use a deflector sheild.

If you really think pulling back and letting fly somewhere else is going to protect you from accidental parenthood you may be in for a BIG surprise one day.

The pre ejaculation fluid often carries some sperm cells in it.
And all it takes is 1

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by Gunslinger
Other than the numbing The other worst part about the thing was him pulling on the cords, I could feel it in my stomach.

Yanno I had almost forgotten about that.

Didnt "hurt"

But it was a weird sentation

[recon7]

Honestly, no big deal...

1.  Follow the Doc's instructions and you will be fine.  Get it done on a Friday, take it easy for the weekend, your back to work Monday w/ no problems.

   1a.  Take the valium if offered... it's a really good trip.  About the time we hit our driveway, it was wearing off.  I told the wife to turn around and go back to the hospital for more... She didn't.  I wasn't in pain, just wanted more Dr. Feelgood.

2.  Rubbers suck.... Ask any married man who is accostomed to the sword being unsheathed... you never want to go back.

3.  After your week or two of healing, your back in the saddle.  After about six weeks, take your sample in for the "All Clear Message."

One of the best things I've done.  No worries about any more college education funds, etc... Didn't have any affect on my libido, much to the wife's disappointment...

[DREDIOCK]

Ok now how many had it done at the wifes urging because the wife promised something along the lines of,

"We could have sex more because I wouldnt have to worry about becomming pregnant again"?

Freaken liars.

If thats why your thinking of having it done dont do it.
She will just think of another excuse

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Ok now how many had it done at the wifes urging because the wife promised something along the lines of,

"We could have sex more because I wouldnt have to worry about becomming pregnant again"?

Freaken liars.

If thats why your thinking of having it done dont do it.
She will just think of another excuse

WOW, and I thought I was the only one.  

[skernsk]

Heh .. I had it done because I don't want any more kids.  It's easier and recovery is quicker to have a vasectomy over a histerectomy.