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Offline streetstang

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« Reply #60 on: December 19, 2004, 11:02:22 PM »
I've got a question. How come she (your wives) just doesnt take the pill?

There are alot of things I can think of as good BC other than cutting my balls off.

My GF's been on the pill for 4 years now. (knock on wood) everythings been fine.  

Maybe perspective of this changes over time. But for me, right now, my nuts just hurt thinking about it.

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« Reply #61 on: December 19, 2004, 11:08:20 PM »
Taking pills are a pain in the ass. If you forget to take it. Whoops, that could mean a kid.

And some RX drugs interfere with birth control pills.

All in all? Pills are a pain in the ass. easier to get the big V and be done with it.

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« Reply #62 on: December 19, 2004, 11:38:37 PM »
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Taking pills are a pain in the ass. If you forget to take it. Whoops, that could mean a kid.

And some RX drugs interfere with birth control pills.

All in all? Pills are a pain in the ass. easier to get the big V and be done with it.


easier to pull out and commence target practice, and less painfull.
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« Reply #63 on: December 20, 2004, 12:05:59 AM »
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I don't know about you guys but I find it to be a comforting thought that so many 13th tas guys are neutered.

lazs


neutering involves removing the nuts....I asked the Doc very clearly what he was cutting and what remains intact.

The balls are still attached to the blood stream and still produce testosterone at the normal rate!

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« Reply #64 on: December 20, 2004, 08:21:59 AM »
yeah... sure..

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« Reply #65 on: December 20, 2004, 09:38:51 AM »
Here's my story again.

I had one done about 12 years ago. GOD IT HURT!!!!

My wife set up the appointment with a new doctor and when I got there everything seemed ok till the nurse got me to strip and lay on the table.

She then began to shave my balls with what seemed like a used disposable razor. She then gave me a shot to relax me(didn't work) so my balls wouldn't pull up into my body. (the boys know whats coming so they try to hide)

When the doctor comes in he gives me a shot in the right nad to try and numb it. He then made a small inscision near the right nad and shoved his finger down to grab the cord. He shoved it down so far down it felt like he was scratching my ass.(to this day I swear there were finger prints on the table when I got up).

He then cut a small peice of the cord off and showed it to me.( Like I really wanted to see)He then put a stitch in to close the inscision.

When he moved over to the left side and started making his inscision I realised that he never gave me a shot to numb the left nad. When I started screaming he realised what he had done and simply said "oops".

He gave me a shot and started to cut again all the while the nurse is patting me on the head looking at my cut nads saying " It's no big deal relax" ..relax .yeah right!

Well after the inscision was made he started fishing for the cord but was having problems holding on to it so it took him 4 or 5 tries to finally get it. I swear his fingers where the size of telephone polls.

After he was done he gave me a special jock to wear and he said don't remove it for a week.

I went home and layed on the couch for 3 days with ice on my balls.

After 3 days I felt pretty good and decided I should change the bandages so I removed the jock and my balls hit the floor.

I can only remember parts of what happened next but from what my wife said I was screaming the whole time I was trying to fit my balls back into the jock. I was having problems fitting them back because the were now swollen and stretched.

Once I got them back in I layed back on the couch for the rest of the week.

I went back to the doctor and he said I could remove the jock but I was so afraid I left it on for another week.

I still have nightmares!!

Vulcan just reminded me of what I was thinking as it was happening.

All our lives as men we try NOT to get our nads hurt and here I am PAYING someone to cut them off. It just didn't seem right.
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« Reply #66 on: December 20, 2004, 10:33:38 AM »
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Originally posted by Mighty1
Here's my story again.

I had one done about 12 years ago. GOD IT HURT!!!!

My wife set up the appointment with a new doctor and when I got there everything seemed ok till the nurse got me to strip and lay on the table.

She then began to shave my balls with what seemed like a used disposable razor. She then gave me a shot to relax me(didn't work) so my balls wouldn't pull up into my body. (the boys know whats coming so they try to hide)

When the doctor comes in he gives me a shot in the right nad to try and numb it. He then made a small inscision near the right nad and shoved his finger down to grab the cord. He shoved it down so far down it felt like he was scratching my ass.(to this day I swear there were finger prints on the table when I got up).

He then cut a small peice of the cord off and showed it to me.( Like I really wanted to see)He then put a stitch in to close the inscision.

When he moved over to the left side and started making his inscision I realised that he never gave me a shot to numb the left nad. When I started screaming he realised what he had done and simply said "oops".

He gave me a shot and started to cut again all the while the nurse is patting me on the head looking at my cut nads saying " It's no big deal relax" ..relax .yeah right!

Well after the inscision was made he started fishing for the cord but was having problems holding on to it so it took him 4 or 5 tries to finally get it. I swear his fingers where the size of telephone polls.

After he was done he gave me a special jock to wear and he said don't remove it for a week.

I went home and layed on the couch for 3 days with ice on my balls.

After 3 days I felt pretty good and decided I should change the bandages so I removed the jock and my balls hit the floor.

I can only remember parts of what happened next but from what my wife said I was screaming the whole time I was trying to fit my balls back into the jock. I was having problems fitting them back because the were now swollen and stretched.

Once I got them back in I layed back on the couch for the rest of the week.

I went back to the doctor and he said I could remove the jock but I was so afraid I left it on for another week.

I still have nightmares!!

Vulcan just reminded me of what I was thinking as it was happening.

All our lives as men we try NOT to get our nads hurt and here I am PAYING someone to cut them off. It just didn't seem right.


Well, not to sound uh.. insensistive.. but I just laughed so hard I almost pee'd myself. :rofl

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« Reply #67 on: December 20, 2004, 03:09:31 PM »
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easier to pull out and commence target practice, and less painfull.


My thoughts exactly.

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« Reply #68 on: December 20, 2004, 06:14:36 PM »
Well mechanic i guess some of us are more virile than others and what your preaching would have had a few of us ankle deep in kids and or support payments.
Besides if you think your getting a lot of sex with a woman who is on the pill, it will increase once she gets that drug out of her system, it truly is a passion killer.

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« Reply #69 on: January 03, 2005, 12:05:39 AM »
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Do any of you know first hand what its like?  After things heal, does everything feel and pretty much work the same?  (Excluding the obvious absence of little invisible swimmers)  Can you even tell that you’ve had one?  Also, how much pain is there and how long does it last?  Any regrets?

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Never had it done. I remember my father did when I was a kid. He played softball the same night.
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