I let this one fly- then I saw the warning...oops
HOLY CRAP! - It's over!!!
Well I get in from running some errands to check on the soup. All of a sudden my girlfriend starts screaming bloody murdr..so I go running back to the bathroom to see whats wrong. Well she's up on the sink while a cute little bluish grey rat has her in it's sights. Any she's totally frantic - so I grab a towel and throw it over the rat. Then wait for it to stop squirming and grab it and start to take it outside to the kitchen while my girlfriend is yelling "be carefull! don't hurt it" - Any I get to the kitchen to open the backdoor to let it out and the little M/F'r bites me and I jerk my hand away - well, instead of dropping to the ground, the towel flings the rat up into the air and against the wall and right into the soup! Holy crap - so it's screaming and I fish it out and place it in the sink with cold water and some ice. She starts bawling her eyes out now, And I'm looking at the rat and it's not doing so hot. And I'm thinking that I should put it out of it's misery even though I hurts me to do so. I feel terrible now, but that's what I did. My girlfriend pleaded with me - but she owuld never get close enough to see how bad it was in pain. I had to - It looked to be in so much pain.
Anyway, My girlfriends in the bed crying her eyes out - and her cellphone rings - I look at the number? WTF? Starbucks?
I answer it and just listen.."Hello...hello...Amanda? Hey - are you there - can't talk right now I'm at work....Do you want to get together again tonight?" So I answered "Sure darlin' - What time?" He hung up.
So my day has been pretty crappy today - I'm pouring myself into a bottle of scotch - burying a rat - and the off to starbucks to give the little pantywaist a Venti Arse-whooping. Or maybe I'll take him a cup of soup.
