Author Topic: your favorite quote (Read 3165 times)

RedDg · « **Reply #15 on:** December 27, 2004, 04:43:38 PM »

"We have a pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you ."

Skuzzy · « **Reply #16 on:** December 27, 2004, 04:44:31 PM »

There has never been a better time to be ignorant. Why? Well, I do not know.
--- Not sure who said it

narsus · « **Reply #17 on:** December 27, 2004, 04:56:52 PM »

It's good to be the king.
-Mel Brooks

This is my BOOM STICK!!
-Ash

tons from those 2 movies, and you can't go wrong with office space or caddy shack.

Swoop · « **Reply #18 on:** December 27, 2004, 05:03:03 PM »

"I'm **** **** ****ing ****ed **** **** ****ing ****ed off and the next ****ing ****er who comes through that ****ing door is gonna get my ****ing fist right up his ****ing arse."

- Roy "Chubby" Brown, UFO - 1993.

Furball · « **Reply #19 on:** December 27, 2004, 05:09:21 PM »

anything by Churchill

Nancy Astor: "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!"
Winston Churchill: "And if I were your husband I would drink it."

and also this quote:-

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh"
-Voltaire (1694-1778)

detch01 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 27, 2004, 05:13:49 PM »

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. - WSC

asw

wombatt · « **Reply #21 on:** December 27, 2004, 05:21:27 PM »

Who farted?
Booger from revenge of the nerd's

mechanic · « **Reply #22 on:** December 27, 2004, 05:24:41 PM »

"If you give up smoking, drinking and sexual activities, you wont actually live longer, it will just feel like it."

Rudyard Kipling

"Aces High is like the porn industry, but backwards. First you gang bang, then learn to 1 on 1. this is how you learn the tricks"

RTSigma

Widewing · « **Reply #23 on:** December 27, 2004, 05:28:01 PM »

Paraphrased from the TV game show "You Bet Your Life".

Groucho Marx: "So, do you and your wife have any children?"

Contestant: "Yes Groucho, we have 17 children."

Groucho: "You have 17 children! How do you account for that?"

Contestant: "I love my wife."

Groucho: "Un huh, well I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth from time to time!"

My regards,

Widewing

Octavius · « **Reply #24 on:** December 27, 2004, 05:30:17 PM »

"Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better."

-R.W. Emerson

"These intolerable cults have served to confirm me in my internal agnosticism by presenting further evidence to support my contention that when dogmas enter the brain, all intellectual activity ceases."

-R.A Wilson

bcee · « **Reply #25 on:** December 27, 2004, 05:37:58 PM »

well.. if that ain`t a kick in the ***!

Replicant · « **Reply #26 on:** December 27, 2004, 05:41:24 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Furball
anything by Churchill

Nancy Astor: "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!"
Winston Churchill: "And if I were your husband I would drink it."

and also this quote:-

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh"
-Voltaire (1694-1778)

That's probably my favourite quote too Furby!

And my own quote:

The world is full of answers; you just need to ask the questions!

Blooz · « **Reply #27 on:** December 27, 2004, 05:42:21 PM »

"That's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind"

Neil Armstrong

Ripsnort · « **Reply #28 on:** December 27, 2004, 05:52:27 PM »

"The most consistent behavior in normal children is that they tend to be any but that."

wombatt · « **Reply #29 on:** December 27, 2004, 05:59:39 PM »

Good looking boys there rip.