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Offline Chairboy

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« Reply #75 on: December 30, 2004, 11:18:15 AM »
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Entrapment.

It lures you in with Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta Awful (who, at the time, was hot), and with the promise of some cool high tech cat burglar action.  It then proceeds to stomp on your nuts and subjects you to a story line that makes even Independence Day seem plausible in comparison.

Absolutely 100% perfect writeup.
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« Reply #76 on: December 30, 2004, 11:36:13 AM »
SOB i own it, if only for the shot of zeta jones butt in the air.


hotness can overcome alot...

and the story was not as bad as say roadhouse
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« Reply #77 on: December 30, 2004, 11:41:28 AM »
You sicken me.
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« Reply #78 on: December 30, 2004, 11:49:39 AM »
A very brady sequal.   nuff said.
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« Reply #79 on: December 30, 2004, 12:58:24 PM »
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Star Ship Troopers 2. (never saw "1", was surfing last night and was intrigued of how terrible a typical hollyweird movie can really be)


It was a direct-to-video, low budget movie with a first time director and a cast of unknowns.

I haven't seen it, don't doubt it was bad, but I wouldn't call it typical.

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« Reply #80 on: December 30, 2004, 01:07:12 PM »
Yeah, Entrapment was so ridiculous in it's plausability as to make a person want to vomit, but CZJ was freaking hot in it.  

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« Reply #81 on: December 30, 2004, 01:15:47 PM »
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on TV last night:

showgirls.



OMFG worst acting EVAR!

dude that movie sucked SOOOOO BAD i could almost not turn away... had to see how truly bad it could get, thinking about this thread LOL.
 


you watched showgirls for the story??!?!
you must be...wel you must not like naked women, if you know what I mean

but you do like Zeta's butt. very intriguing.
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« Reply #82 on: December 30, 2004, 01:19:30 PM »
Worst that I've seen in a long time was "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow."   Not at ALL what I expected it to be.
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« Reply #83 on: December 30, 2004, 01:21:56 PM »
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you watched showgirls for the story??!?!
you must be...wel you must not like naked women, if you know what I mean

but you do like Zeta's butt. very intriguing.
no TBS doesn't show nekid women in prime time, and i was just watching the acting.

i couldnt tell you a single plot line other then the chick for that high school show got angre and threw stuff at everything.

the acting was so hammed up i was litterally laughing and waiting for her to get PO'd at someone, talking to my TV "dont make her angry, she'll throw stuff at you"

it was truly pathetic, an embarrassment to anyone associated with the movie.

striptease with demi was at least sexy, and a bit twisted (the dryer lint and all).
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« Reply #84 on: December 30, 2004, 01:30:39 PM »
i have to say biggest dissapointment and waste of money i got for a dvd was dare devil,,with it cast of actors and high ratings i thought it was going to be much better than it was,,,i never watched it again,,too predictable,,,only cool dude in the show was the bullseye guy,,lol and he was just a good aim,,nothing really super heroish at all,,lol
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« Reply #85 on: December 30, 2004, 01:34:11 PM »
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no TBS doesn't show nekid women in prime time, and i was just watching the acting.


The theatrical release had more tits than a diary farm.


And even that didn't keep it from sucking. Just kept it from being the worst ever lol

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« Reply #86 on: December 30, 2004, 01:46:31 PM »
Whatever it was ... I don't remember the name of it ... thats how bad it was.
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« Reply #87 on: December 30, 2004, 03:11:32 PM »
"Solaris" with George Clooney. My wife and I went and she wanted to leave the theater and she's a huge Clooney fan. Recommended if you want to get some deep sleep.

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« Reply #88 on: December 30, 2004, 07:27:47 PM »
Lately anything with BEN AFFLECK in it. I can't believe Hollywood still pays this guy. He's made more bombs lately than I can recall. Matt Damons coat tails sure are tough cause he's hanging on tight (G.I. Joe Kung Fu Death Grip). And to think he laughs all the way to the bank. That might just put him at the top of CAVY's "Most Annoying Person List" for me.
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« Reply #89 on: December 30, 2004, 08:35:27 PM »
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a story line that makes even Independence Day seem plausible in comparison.


You mean the fact that they defeated the aliens by planting a computer virus into their mainframe?     WHAT ARE THEY RUNNING DOS?  Windows98?  XP?   I can't get a Macintosh to talk to a PC and they wrote a computer virus for an alien species?



i don't know what you are talking about on the unbelievable plot.


Yeah Daredevil sucked.   The only thing that can resurect Ben's career now is to do an insurance commercial with a duck.

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