Author Topic: Worst Movie EVER !!!!!! (Read 4205 times)

weaselsan · « **Reply #45 on:** December 29, 2004, 06:28:14 PM »

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Originally posted by Suave
Oh man, I just remembered Pirahna II. Flying Pirahna ! I actually saw this one.

If you think Conan is the worst movie ever you should do more research.

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

He He....you should have seen the original , the fish where cardboard.

Mini D · « **Reply #46 on:** December 29, 2004, 06:42:56 PM »

You can't throw corey haim or corey feldman movies into the list. They're ringers. corey feldman managed to singlehandedly kill 5 National Lampoon movies. WTF were they thinking?

I haven't seen Torque. The main reason I didn't see it was because I did see previews for it. It's just a simple case of a producer thinking "well, everyone liked 2fast2furious so let's just give them more of that... only with motorcycles." Hollywood is lost in it's own stupidty.

My most tragic outing as of late has been "Dumb and Dumberer". I went in expecting a stupid movie... and was disappointed. This may be the most ill conceived and poorly written movie of all time. I sat for an hour without chuckling even once before actually getting up and leaving a film... for the first time ever... and I managed to sit all the way through thin red line.

But I do put torque in with 2fast2furious and Driven. I'd even throw charlies angels 2 in there with it. Sometimes hollywood just needs to learn when to quit. But then... I did see a marquee for "Miss Congeniality 2" today.

OIO · « **Reply #47 on:** December 29, 2004, 06:56:57 PM »

The Last Starfighter.

I wouldnt even qualify it as a kids flick. Gawd that was one baaaad movie.

Mini D · « **Reply #48 on:** December 29, 2004, 07:03:55 PM »

The last starfighter? nah... not even close.

I did check the imdb list... but that's a "since the internet" popularity contest. Kill Bill 1 and 2 were in the top 100?

It's hard to tell really bad from bad or really good from good until you've seen the movie a few years later. Some actually get better, others actually get worse. Alot of the movies listed at the top of the IMDB were good movies the first time... but didn't stand up to time. The most classic example is Star Wars. It was an awesome movie when it came out. I don't know that any other movie has met with that kind of box office reception since. There were littlerally lines around the block while people waited for hours to see the movie... for a whole month. I watched it again last month. I, for the life of me, can't remember why I liked the film at all.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #49 on:** December 29, 2004, 07:04:33 PM »

I liked the last star fighter. Was on par w/ the cheesyness of its time.

The worst movie I've seen to date without a doubt has to be Solaris starring George Clooney.

I tried watching this movie for about 30 minutes and literally couldnt take it anymore. I wanted to call direcTV to ask for my money back for the PPV.

Sikboy · « **Reply #50 on:** December 29, 2004, 07:22:02 PM »

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Originally posted by Gunslinger
I liked the last star fighter. Was on par w/ the cheesyness of its time.

The worst movie I've seen to date without a doubt has to be Solaris starring George Clooney.

I tried watching this movie for about 30 minutes and literally couldnt take it anymore. I wanted to call direcTV to ask for my money back for the PPV.

Have you tried the Original Soviet version of the movie? heh.

-Sik

LePaul · « **Reply #51 on:** December 29, 2004, 07:23:27 PM »

That Travolta flick (so many bad ones to chose from!)....Battlefield Earth. Ugh!

tapakeg · « **Reply #52 on:** December 29, 2004, 09:05:09 PM »

OMG i forgot about Charlies Angels 2 !!!!!

(and the whole 10 yards, the first was VERY funny, second I walked out on)

I think I have an open mind, and went into the first one (Charlies Angels) and had some fun. Nothing serious, just a fun movie, but the second one was insulting to everyone who saw it. I respected the cinemetogrophy, but the COMPLETELY unbelivelbly stunts were over the top.

I don't go into Godzilla and say, " Wait a minute, there is no 150 ft. lizard like creature in NY,.......FAKE !!!!!!

I can take movies for what they are.

I respect that Neo and Morpheus are in the "Matrix" and can do the unbelievable stuff they do........" Do you think that is air you are breathing?"
But when Charlies do the things they do it is an insult to everyone except 8 year olds.

I guess the bottom line to this thread is that movies are targeted for 8-14 year olds. If Police Acadamy were to come out today we would shun it, yet I remember thinking the world of it and asking my parents to go see it again and again.

Hollywood does not matter the quality of the pictures they put out, only the dollar value they will take in. They probably have the best marketing people in the business. It does not matter if they get a 10 year old who thinks it is the bomb or a 28 year old who thinks it is a bomb, IT IS A TICKET SOLD.

Tapakeg

JB88 · « **Reply #53 on:** December 29, 2004, 11:40:07 PM »

suspension of disbelief.

Mini D · « **Reply #54 on:** December 29, 2004, 11:48:05 PM »

suspension of disbelief only gets you so far. Eventually, they end up asking to suspend too much. Charlie's Angels was a fun movie. Charlie's Angels 2 asked for way too much "suspension".

JB88 · « **Reply #55 on:** December 30, 2004, 12:00:32 AM »

well that is exactly what i mean. and why so many movies that have been mentioned just plain suck.

suspention of disbelief is that blurry line where the audience is no longer aware of the impossible nature of the story or the events, but rather buys into them subconsciously and allows them to take place without struggle.

Chairboy · « **Reply #56 on:** December 30, 2004, 12:18:27 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
suspention of disbelief is that blurry line where the audience is no longer aware of the impossible nature of the story or the events, but rather buys into them subconsciously and allows them to take place without struggle.

Kinda like religion.
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heh

JB88 · « **Reply #57 on:** December 30, 2004, 12:20:20 AM »

Guppy35 · « **Reply #58 on:** December 30, 2004, 01:09:16 AM »

Bill Cosby, "Leonard Part 6"

John Goodman "The Babe"

Kevin Costner "Waterworld"

Just to name a few gawdawful movies

Dan/Slack

Swoop · « **Reply #59 on:** December 30, 2004, 01:35:04 AM »

Not many ever agree with me on this one but......Starship Troopers.

Comon, Doogie Howser? Seriously?

And a 5'2" hero.

uh-huh, yeah great movie.