Worst Movie EVER !!!!!!

[-tronski-]

Originally posted by Guppy35
Bill Cosby,  "Leonard Part 6"

John Goodman "The Babe"

Kevin Costner "Waterworld"

Just to name a few gawdawful movies

Dan/Slack

Doh, I liked waterworld!  

Originally posted by Swoop
Not many ever agree with me on this one but......Starship Troopers.


Comon, Doogie Howser?  Seriously?

And a 5'2" hero.

uh-huh, yeah great movie.

Burn him!!!!



 Tronsky

[Gunslinger]

If you've read the book the movie starship troopers really sucks.  It doesnt even come close to doing what the book does.

[Seraphim]

I dont even remmeber the name of the movie, i just remmeber dying to get out of the theater.
 It was with janet jackson & 2pac, I was sick to my stomach halfway through, & I was so angry at whoever I was with for making me see such a complete waste of time, money, & use of poor acting. Ive seen some bad movies, but I could not believe how low I felt I after seeing that movie. It's like one of those 'repressed childhood memories', I'll never wan't to remember who, what, or where I was when I saw it. In fact, it still makes my skin crawl knowing I have been exposed to the bottom of the barrel of movie making, I would not even make my worst enemy watch it, it would make me sorrowful to watch the horror they would go through.

*sigh* please dont ever watch that movie.....whatever it was

[Seraphim]

P.S. I also thought battlefield:earth was almost as sickening.....except i blame myself for watching it.....

[JB73]

on TV last night:

showgirls.



OMFG worst acting EVAR!

dude that movie sucked SOOOOO BAD i could almost not turn away... had to see how truly bad it could get, thinking about this thread LOL.








worst.






movie.





evar.

[JB73]

Originally posted by Seraphim
I dont even remmeber the name of the movie, i just remmeber dying to get out of the theater.
 It was with janet jackson & 2pac, I was sick to my stomach halfway through, & I was so angry at whoever I was with for making me see such a complete waste of time, money, & use of poor acting. Ive seen some bad movies, but I could not believe how low I felt I after seeing that movie. It's like one of those 'repressed childhood memories', I'll never wan't to remember who, what, or where I was when I saw it. In fact, it still makes my skin crawl knowing I have been exposed to the bottom of the barrel of movie making, I would not even make my worst enemy watch it, it would make me sorrowful to watch the horror they would go through.

*sigh* please dont ever watch that movie.....whatever it was

that would be poetic justice

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107840/



sadly i knew what movie your were talking about, and i knew that poetic was in the title.

[Charon]

A lot of these selections like Battlefield Earth and Showgirls fall fall more in the B-movie catagory. You can sit there with some friends and play MST3K with them from beginning to end. The really bad ones (a really finite selection) suck too much to even be funny in bad way.

Charon

[indy007]

Originally posted by Seraphim
I dont even remmeber the name of the movie, i just remmeber dying to get out of the theater.
 It was with janet jackson & 2pac, I was sick to my stomach halfway through, & I was so angry at whoever I was with for making me see such a complete waste of time, money, & use of poor acting. Ive seen some bad movies, but I could not believe how low I felt I after seeing that movie. It's like one of those 'repressed childhood memories', I'll never wan't to remember who, what, or where I was when I saw it. In fact, it still makes my skin crawl knowing I have been exposed to the bottom of the barrel of movie making, I would not even make my worst enemy watch it, it would make me sorrowful to watch the horror they would go through.

*sigh* please dont ever watch that movie.....whatever it was

Poetic Justice

[indy007]

Originally posted by Gunslinger
If you've read the book the movie starship troopers really sucks.  It doesnt even come close to doing what the book does.

The book was a political dissertation thinly disguised as a sci-fi novel. I liked it though, alot

Starship Troopers gets a pass from me. It can't be one of the worst of all time if it had Denise Richards in it. She's hot.

[Charon]

This one has a lot of promise in the B-film category, but may just be plain bad -- have to rent it. Vincent Gallo is a class A ass, pretentious NY "art scene" celeb who decided that male model wasn't enough -- he was going to be a writer, director, actor. Apparently he does all poorly (have to find out first hand), but of course, some find him deep. Real oral sex with his former girlfriend Chloë Sevigny (another self-made NY celeb) for "artistic" purposes and a bit part for Cheryl Tiegs round out the picture.

Okay, "The Brown Bunny" is a 7 minute movie that is dragged on for 93 painful minutes. How does this happen? Well, it's pretty clear to me that Vincent Gallo really likes the look of his own stubbly face from really close up. I came to this conclusion when I realized it accounts for about twenty to twenty-five minutes of the movie. Then you add in that Vincent Gallo owns a very nice motorcycle...that he likes to show off. The motorcycle doesn't actually take up to much of the screen time (unfortunately), but it does allow some kind of premise. What really bugs me is that there are people who think that this movie was deep. It's not, I can see how the basic premise could be turned into something deep and artistic. But a bad motorcycle driver who has a thing for chics named after flowers and imagines his dead drug addict girlfriend giving him head is not deep by itself, and it doesn't help just to have long scenes of traffic and a not very attractive stubbly mans face. The only reason this movie has gotten any recognition whatsoever is the shock value of showing a [BJ] in a non-skin flick. So once again, WTF?

Charon

[Dago]

What was that one really bad movie about some kid who would just go fly the Air Force F16s?  Iron Eagle?  Horrible.

Anything by Golum Globus was really bad.

So many bad movies, so little enthusiasm to list them.

dago

[Sikboy]

Originally posted by Charon
This one has a lot of promise in the B-film category, but may just be plain bad -- have to rent it. Vincent Gallo is a class A ass, pretentious NY "art scene" celeb who decided that male model wasn't enough -- he was going to be a writer, director, actor. Apparently he does all poorly (have to find out first hand), but of course, some find him deep. Real oral sex with his former girlfriend Chloë Sevigny (another self-made NY celeb) for "artistic" purposes and a bit part for Cheryl Tiegs round out the picture.

 

Charon

I haven't seen the film, but I recall this exchange in the press:

Roger Ebert called the "The Brown Bunny" "the worst in the history of Cannes" to which Vincent Gallo responded that Ebert was a "fat pig with the physique of a slave trader." Ebert paraphrased a remark of Winston Churchill's and responded that "although I am fat, one day I will be thin, but Mr. Gallo will still have been the director of 'Brown Bunny'." Gallo then put a "hex" on Ebert's colon, to which Ebert responded that "even my colonoscopy was more entertaining than his film."

[Ripsnort]

Star Ship Troopers 2. (never saw "1", was surfing last night and was intrigued of how terrible a typical hollyweird movie can really be)

[Charon]

I've read all that stuff Sikboy. He's a real ass. I would love to check out the b-film potential of this movie, but the only thing holding me back is the prospect of giving Gallo any money in the process.

Charon

[SOB]

Entrapment.

It lures you in with Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta Awful (who, at the time, was hot), and with the promise of some cool high tech cat burglar action.  It then proceeds to stomp on your nuts and subjects you to a story line that makes even Independence Day seem plausible in comparison.