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Offline Balsy

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« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2005, 08:40:51 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2005, 09:06:58 AM »
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« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2005, 09:30:16 AM »
wife ack sucks.

but so does sleeping alone.
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« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2005, 07:13:07 PM »
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It is like they are being paid by the guys we are fighting to come into the room and pull your focus at that one precise monet in time that is the most devstaing to your continued survival.

I bet my wife would give anything to find out where the programmers for these games lived, she would go there with a stick and beat the heck out of them.


I suffer  rom this due to child (daughter) ack more then Wife ack.

Wife learned a long time ago under no uncertain terms am I to be bothered about anything short of the house being on fire that I should be disturbed if  I am gripping the joystick hard enough to nearly crush it and it even remotely looks like Im in a fight. and THEN she should try and put the fire out herself or call 911 first.

My 8 year old daughter on the otherhand seems to think the best time to tell me about what SpongeBob just did is when Im in the middle of a fight.
 Amazing thing is I could be tooking around for 20 minutes not doing anything in particular but as soon as Im involved in a really intence fight..
 
Kaitlyn-"Daddy yanno what spongbob just did?"

Me- "Not now Kaitlyn, in a minute"

Kaitlyn-" he did something really funny he.."

Me "Kaitlyn Im busy, not now, wait a minute please"

Kaitlyn- "he had these.."

Me- "Not NOW Kaitlyn, please wait"

Kaitlyn- "and then he saw the octopuss comming and then he.."

Me -"NOT NOW KAITLYN!"

Kaitlyn "and then he took the swordfish and then he...

Me " Kaitlyn NOT NO..(poof!)..ARRGGGHHHHH!!!!"

The above can also be substituted for the picture she just drew,something her friend did at school, ANYTHING to do with the Titanic (the ship not the movie) or any of 1,000 other things
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« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2005, 03:07:03 AM »
mine likes to tease me by making a gesture much like another form of "playing" when she refers to the game.

cruel.  cruel cruel woman.
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« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2005, 12:52:58 PM »
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I too have three kids and when they are in bed I get a couple hours of game time.  I almost never hear anything negative from my wife and am lucky that way.  The odd time she will want to watch a movie or a show together so I'll do that.

It's amazing how taking one night off can make a huge difference.  If you guys are suffering '88mm wife ack', take one for the team and suffer through a chick-flick.  

It kind of works the same way women do it to us.  They have the uncanny ability to have sex only enough as they have to, to keep the 'husband ack' at bay.  It is up to you to find the same comfort zone to keep the wife ack away.


That's not a compromise...she gets your time and picks the movie...wth?

No, I take off from AH and we watch a good fighter flick...now thats compromise.
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« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2005, 01:48:13 PM »
SunKing posted this pic below on our Squad's web site. Not sure where it came from. Another thread in here I think. Gave me a good laugh and I am sure many of you have seen it. :)



After showing it to my wife she told me how to make one up for a woman. ;)

Enjoy.
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« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2005, 01:50:57 PM »
Oh oh. My wife who was reading this thread just noted that I have had over 7000 posts on this BB.

The 88's just kicked in.

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« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2005, 01:58:49 PM »
Really though, I have a gem. She almost never gives me any flak. When I need to get off she lets me know.

She was shocked about the 7000 posts though. No getting out of that one, I am in for a lot of teasing. :)
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« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2005, 05:13:28 PM »
When flying in the MA busting balls with some.  I can be found taking yells from afar "Are you STILL PLAYING?!", "We're leaving in 5 minutes with or without you!".  My favorite "ack" of all time comes from my Son.  He'll randomly waltz into the computer room and sit down.  Usually I'll be fighting and he hits the power button on the PC :rofl .  (sarcasm = :rofl )

Karaya

PS - My wife has perfected the "Lee Van Cleef" appearences.
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« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2005, 05:35:55 PM »
Wife Ack is way overmodeled on my end.
 too many one ping kills....  Why is it that only when I am in front of the computer is when the siding needs painting....
 
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« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2005, 10:10:55 PM »
So if you're gay and your boyfriend is yelling at you for some attention...would you call that Man-Ack?
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« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2005, 10:32:55 PM »
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So if you're gay and your boyfriend is yelling at you for some attention...would you call that Man-Ack?


Quite common in Canada I hear.  

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« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2005, 10:38:38 PM »
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So if you're gay and your boyfriend is yelling at you for some attention...would you call that Man-Ack?


If you have to ask the question then you need counseling, or a lubricant...
Good luck with both!

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« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2005, 11:44:47 PM »
That's what happens when there's no Hockey in Canada.
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