HeHE. Then I must be a helluva pretender bud. I have lived, ate, slept it for many , many years. My life, my world. Something that if tryed to be explained to someone like you who has never even been close to that world would be similar to trying to explain a nuclear reaction to a first grader. It can`t be done.
Thus the old saying......If you have to ask, you wouldn`t understand. That`s about as close as it gets.
Sorry I can`t fullfill your fantasies for ya in text, but it is impossible.
If you ride a motorcycle like the ones you ride and it makes you happy, then that is what should concern you. I find them repulsive to the point of being totaly comical. You evidently find them pleasurable. Your choice, My choice. Your world, my world. Motorcycle enthusiast, biker. They are world apart.
If your happy, I`m tickled chitless.
Life`s a ***** , deal with it.

I`m gonna assume here that you just didn`t jump in this thread without reading it so you would at least have your facts straight. Part of what you are asking has allready been explained. If you don`t grasp or understand that, you are certainly not the first in this thread, so don`t feel bad about it. You can`t understand something that you have never experienced.