It is a fact that up until a couple of centuries ago gophers existed in vast herds roaming the Great Plains, and lived in harmony with Native Americans who stalked the gopher herds, basing their entire existance of this balance of nature, and used the gopher for everything from shelter to food....and that was the way it was for countless generations.
Unfortunately for the poor gopher in the early 1800s the Easterners developed a taste for gopher skin jock straps and gopher tongue soup, and soon exploiters of this demand used BB guns to silently decimate entire herds of gophers as they set peacefully munching on praire grasses.
The result, of course, was that the Native Americans, no longer able to subsist on the now decimated gopher herds, turned to Indian casinos and are doing great, thank you very much-
And the gophers? They went underground. They are cunning and devious and the gophers who you see above ground are only there to test your reflexes, and if they notice a manobit of hesitation- that is, if you FAIL to shoot them-
So shoot them Nash. Laugh like a hyena as thier little bodies explode, just make sure you park your car far enough waay that you don't get blood on your car.
Go have a good time man.