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« Reply #105 on: May 11, 2005, 02:02:29 PM »
Ummm Nuke, I assume that the standing rules you set, forbid me from entering into this discussion. Probably all for the best...

So I guess, I'll just say errr... Hello?

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« Reply #106 on: May 11, 2005, 03:21:15 PM »
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god is male, he has a sexual organ, what does he use it fer?


God'd hit it....


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« Reply #107 on: May 11, 2005, 03:33:28 PM »
Just to irritate me.
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« Reply #108 on: May 11, 2005, 03:46:24 PM »
:rofl @ Skuzzy
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« Reply #109 on: May 11, 2005, 03:46:41 PM »
Skuzzy, I don't know what did to deserve this kind of Hell but it must have been a whopper.
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« Reply #110 on: May 11, 2005, 03:49:16 PM »
Nuke is a nazi.

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« Reply #111 on: May 11, 2005, 04:10:18 PM »
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Skuzzy, I don't know what did to deserve this kind of Hell but it must have been a whopper.

I have often said, "what comes around, goes around".  I have no idea what I did, but it must be right up there with being the creator of Barney, or something.
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« Reply #112 on: May 11, 2005, 04:16:47 PM »
HAHAHA   Skuzzy Banned God himself...All kneel down and ask for mercy and then hit the check6 forums to piss and moan.:rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #113 on: May 11, 2005, 05:37:39 PM »
God created man as a form of comic entertainment.  First, he gave us all we needed to do everything right and live in harmony.  Then, he invented the "conservative gene" and inserted it into our DNA.  Then he created the "liberal gene" and inserted it into our DNA.  Then, he grabbed a bag of popcorn, a 6 pack of PBR, sat back in his easy-throne and has been laughing his arnold off every since.


...oh, and pr0n, that too.

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« Reply #114 on: May 11, 2005, 06:06:18 PM »
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why is the sky blue? It's because light is refracted, filtered and reflected in the earths atmosphere.

Zebera's stripes are just a matter of genetics, like any animals coloring.

Now, why did God create humans? :D
ok let me rephrase.

It is almost as stupid as asking those questions.
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« Reply #115 on: May 11, 2005, 06:34:27 PM »
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Before science could explain the sun, it was a god.

Before science could explain volcanos, earthquakes, floods, swarms of insects etc they were the work of one god or another depending on local custom.

Science cannot currently explain the existence of matter or the creation of the universe; to some, it's a hypothesis or an educated guess while to others it's god.

Thinking along these lines, I really wish I could get a glimpse of a future world and how it might or might not be different from the one we live in today. After all, over the last few thousands of years, the study and manipulation of our universe has turned alot of "I believe" into alot of "I know". Is it possible that knowledge may eventually supplant religion entirely?




Some call this the "god of the gaps" approach. And yes, many limit their thoughts of "proofs" to the explanation of the unexplained. I agree that this is inadequate.


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cripes.. if a competent educated adult equipped with basic observation skills can eyeball the world human situtation in general or in detail and still believe that god is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent, I have got a heluva deal on a slightly used bridge for him.

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See my last post. Any comments?

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Nuke hate to drop a dookie in yer cream of wheat, but 'religionists' just ain't capable of reasoned debate. Another cranky old man put it like this:

"The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by H.Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the sacharrine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not recieve this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history.

Frankly, potatos perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly."

Have a nice day!


OK, I'm open for rational debate. And whoever this "grumpy old man" is, I suggest that he (and those who share his biases) are choosing to forget many of their intellectual forebears. I challenge anyone to say that Augustine, Thomas Aquinas, Pascal, and (to fast foreward to the 20th century) C.S. Lewis were idiots. I guess I msut assume that you, Hangtime, have never read their works -- because if you had, you couldnt possibly believe that it is impossible to be intellectual and believe at the same time.

Your grumpy old amn has chosen a particulary inflammatory, biased way to describe faith. History is full of power hungry, Machiavellian people who have used cultural structures (including the church) for their own purposes. This does not reflect the real core of religion, any more than the Oklahoma City bombers refelcted teh AMerican values they claimed to honor with their terrorism.

Many who claim to be religious treat their relationship with god like a pocket talisman, and not surprisingly they show little or no life impact. They give people of faith a bad name. The God who presents himself in Chrstianity cannot be shoved into a tidy box, though even most believers try to shrink him to a controllable size. It won't work.

But look at the lives of those who truly live what they claim to believe. Tell the beneficiaries of Mother Theresa's mission that she was the product of the "least productive industry in history." There are thousands of "religious" inner city "rescue" groups, overseas mission hospitals, and relief organizations across the world today, and the compassionate sacrifices of their workers are a direct outgrowth of their faith. The slve trade, and slavery itself, were banned in England and the US only by the vigorous efforts fo Christians. (While US southern slave owners claimed biblical backing for their crimes, they were clearly incorrect: Their "proofs" relied on snippets taken selctively, and required willfully ignoring large chunks of teachings.)

One could easily argue, in fact, that the scientific and cultural growth of the entire Western world finds its basis in Christian philosophy. Christianity, and its forebear Judaism, were the first religions to teach that the world and its forces were the products of an intelligent, understandable designer -- and not the side effects of polytheistic or aministic feuds and forces. This assumption of consistanccy and comprehensibility formed a necessary foundation for scientific exploration, and the thought processes it engendered (including the value of the individual regardless of station) are an irrevocable cultural heritage.



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« Reply #116 on: May 11, 2005, 06:48:57 PM »
Always thought religion causes more problems in the world today and throughout history then anything.  Good reason during the time the church ruled England it was refered to as the "Dark Ages"

"Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies."

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« Reply #117 on: May 11, 2005, 06:53:49 PM »
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An openminded religionist? Horsepucky, Nuke. You and about 56 million other religion cultists just love whackin away at folks like myself that are quite happy with the universe; unexplained. Peddle yer tripe to weakminded folks that require answers to the unanswerable (by current scientific acclimation)....



Their doubtless are "weakminded folks" who use faith as a crutch for the unanswerable in their lives. But you are being a bigot when you paint all who believe as "weakminded religious cultists."

Deitrich Bonhoffer was weakminded? CS Lewis, who was the first man to ever be top of all Oxford students (a "first") in English, Greek and Latin, and Philosophy and Ancient History? Gregor Mendel? Martin Luther? While we're at it, MArtin Luther King? Blaise Pascal? William F. Buckley (forget his politics -- look at his intellect)?

Forget your assumptions and biases -- because you have rejected the existance of a god, does that mean he does not exist? Because you are comfortable with a cosmology that does not include a deity, does it follow that others with different a priori assumptions are idiots?
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« Reply #118 on: May 11, 2005, 07:02:13 PM »
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Always thought religion causes more problems in the world today and throughout history then anything.  Good reason during the time the church ruled England it was refered to as the "Dark Ages"

"Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies."

Thomas Jefferson



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Well, if Jefferson said it, it must be true!


Wait, he said "all men are created equal and are endowed with inalienable rights..." while he owned slaves....:lol


I'd argue that self centeredness, not religion, causes the effects you decry. Selfish people can use religion as an excuse or cover for their power hungry acts, and because they're selfish they dont care if they besmirch the reputation of faith. They can take control of organizations, and create strife where none should be.

But look at the lives of people who truly live what their faith teaches.  After all, they're the ones who reflect what the religion actually teaches. I dare you to find someone who lives the life Jesus taught yet makes the world a worse place.
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« Reply #119 on: May 11, 2005, 07:06:21 PM »
"I dare you to find someone who lives the life Jesus taught yet makes the world a worse place."

Well we could start of with the Pope if you like.


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