Author Topic: Interesting religious question (Read 843 times)

Skuzzy · « **Reply #30 on:** May 12, 2005, 07:09:14 AM »

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Originally posted by Maverick
Skuzzy,

Since the mother in law is ugly, are you saying the wife doesn't take after mom????

Never seen my better half eh? Suffice it to say, there is no resemblance between the Wifey and the mother-in-law and I am so freaking grateful for that (so is the Wifey).

bunch · « **Reply #31 on:** May 12, 2005, 07:35:53 AM »

There has been a lot of migration in the last 2000 years. 2000 years ago the Bulgarians actually lived in Great Bulgar, the Irish lived in Austria, no honkeys lived in Australia, etc.
So how do we know Mary wasn't a totally hot blond with a big rack & a small nose?
Just because the people who live in Israel now are ugly is fairly meaningless.
Plus the lady in the 1st photo is probably about 50 (& yet i still wonder if she shaves 'down there')

Pooh21 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 12, 2005, 08:37:51 AM »

thank you for bringing up "down there" and "shaving" in reference to that woman. I think I am going to wash my eyes out with bleach to rid myself of that mental image.

Lazerus · « **Reply #33 on:** May 12, 2005, 10:08:15 AM »

If that's what Mary looked like, no wonder she was a virgin:eek:

Reschke · « **Reply #34 on:** May 12, 2005, 12:51:27 PM »

I am with Seagoon in this one. Why even worry about what Jesus looked like. To me it doesn't matter. If the men who were with them walked into a church these days they would find it to be appalling.

bunch · « **Reply #35 on:** May 12, 2005, 06:14:22 PM »

well, that was their bit

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #36 on:** May 14, 2005, 01:42:23 PM »

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Originally posted by Kweassa
By the way..

that wooden sculpture in the pic,
that's not Buddha.

The sell it as one...

reminds me of a joke:

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. "So what's bothering you, Mary my child?"

"Oh, Father, I've terrible news. My husband passed away last night."

The priest says, "Oh my, Mary, that is terrible news. Tell me, did he have any last requests?"

She says, "That he did, Father..."

"Pray tell, what did he ask, Mary?"

"He said, 'Please Mary, put down the gun!'

MaddogWx · « **Reply #37 on:** May 14, 2005, 01:55:07 PM »

I regards to the picture of the lady on the first post all I can say is...That's a man Baby!

lol

Raider179 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 14, 2005, 02:09:08 PM »

Anyone know when the first (oldest) pictures/paintings/sculptings
of Jesus were? I don't know, just asking whats the oldest representation there is of him.

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #39 on:** May 14, 2005, 02:22:59 PM »

The Mandylion image of Christ on linen is referred to by many ancient writers, such as Eusebius of Caesarea (325 AD), and Evagrius (590 AD). It is considered the oldest image of Christ.

That's what my Google search turned up anyway.

Heiliger · « **Reply #40 on:** May 15, 2005, 03:47:29 AM »

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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
The Mandylion image of Christ on linen is referred to by many ancient writers, such as Eusebius of Caesarea (325 AD), and Evagrius (590 AD). It is considered the oldest image of Christ.
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Some that I have dug up:

http://www.faithcentral.net.nz/inclass/art/goodshst.htm "Christ the Good Shepherd" - 200s

Dura Europos, Christian chapel, north wall:
http://www.kean.edu/~jtuerk/images/4_Byzantine/01_EChSalvationalImagery/41.jpg "Jesus Walks on Water" - 200s
http://www.kean.edu/~jtuerk/images/4_Byzantine/01_EChSalvationalImagery/40.jpg "Jesus Heals Paralytic" -200s

http://www.usask.ca/antiquities/Collection/Death_Judas.html "The Death of Judas
and Crucifixion of Christ" - 400s

http://www.usask.ca/antiquities/Collection/Condemnation_Christ.html "The Condemnation of Christ
and the Denial of Saint Peter" - 400s

http://www.faithcentral.net.nz/inclass/art/digest2b.htm "Raising Lazarus" - 400s

http://www.faithcentral.net.nz/inclass/art/digest2d.htm "Wedding at Cana" - 400s

http://www.faithcentral.net.nz/inclass/art/mosaic5.htm "Christ Triumphant" - 500s

http://www.diocesephoenix.org/priestpersonnel/stcatherine.htm "Jesus Pantocrator" - 500s

PAX!

Kegger26 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 15, 2005, 05:06:46 AM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy
I did not say I do not get along with her. I do. But it does not make her look any better.

Then why did you marry your wife? You do know she is going to look like your mother in law in 20 years dont you? Hell she will even act like her. Sorry bud your screwed.