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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #60 on: May 15, 2005, 11:20:00 AM »
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Why did the Seminoles create Tokyo?
So godzilla could destroy it.
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« Reply #61 on: May 15, 2005, 11:30:02 AM »
Bunch of heathen blasphemers.  Probably want to take God out of Godzilla. The ants would be left with nothing but zilla.  Just ain’t scery!
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« Reply #62 on: May 15, 2005, 12:04:35 PM »
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you prolly like the dang gators too huh :/


Hate Gators.

Go Ducks!


Go Beavers!


When the Civil War game is played,

 Go Beavers!
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« Reply #63 on: May 15, 2005, 12:15:15 PM »
The Skunkape returned from the trailer park and said
I am wiser than most for I have consulted the Holden
I have shared in the knowledge of the malted liquor
And so I can tell you all with absolute certainty.
The unreal truth is wrong
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« Reply #64 on: May 15, 2005, 12:18:12 PM »
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Bunch of heathen blasphemers.  Probably want to take God out of Godzilla. The ants would be left with nothing but zilla.  Just ain’t scery!
HMM I havent thought of that. Lets get the ACLU and sue those dang japanese for putting the God in godzilla buncha bible thumping fundamentalists there in japan
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« Reply #65 on: May 15, 2005, 12:20:49 PM »
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I am wiser than most for I have consulted the Holden
 


Wiser than you usta be maybe, but that ain't sayin much..  ;)
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« Reply #66 on: May 15, 2005, 12:44:56 PM »
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Hate Gators.

Go Ducks!


Go Beavers!


When the Civil War game is played,

 Go Beavers!


what kind of individual would actually want the beavers to go?  even toothed beavers are better than no beavers.  silly cross dresser take a trip to my beloved South Florida and discover the joy of the beaver, perhaps you'll find one that you would like to remain.

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« Reply #67 on: May 15, 2005, 12:47:43 PM »
So you want beavers to stop?  I prefer a little motion.
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« Reply #68 on: May 15, 2005, 12:53:55 PM »
Why did June create the Beaver?
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« Reply #69 on: May 15, 2005, 01:00:58 PM »
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Why did June create the Beaver?

there were two wards involved.  a double warded remaining beaver that moves is pretty cool.

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« Reply #70 on: May 15, 2005, 01:02:47 PM »
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So you want beavers to stop?  I prefer a little motion.


how would you know? you just keep holden ur groin!

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« Reply #71 on: May 15, 2005, 05:40:01 PM »
Were you born there or did you become a Floridiot by choice?
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« Reply #72 on: May 15, 2005, 07:13:19 PM »
I like chocolate yogurt.
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« Reply #73 on: May 15, 2005, 09:18:10 PM »
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Were you born there or did you become a Floridiot by choice?

oh come now I thought you more clever than that. certainly it's much too soon in the word play for insults.  by the way just which cleaver are you? wally, the beaver or eldredge?

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« Reply #74 on: May 15, 2005, 09:41:52 PM »
Global warming, huh?  Okay, I'll say it again.

A single volcano eruption per year releases more carbon dioxide than we (humans) manage to create during that same year.

Obviously, our industries and vehicles are to blame for the global warming.


Secondly, the Earth has gone through multiple warming and cooling periods throughout its history.  And BTW, that without the help of humans.

So tell me more about how it's my fault.
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