I'll tell ya what I REALLY worry about...
four confirmed incidents in which U.S. personnel at the base mishandled the Quran, including guards kicking a detainee's Quran; a guard's urine "splashed" a detainee and his holy book after coming through an air vent; and guards got in a water balloon fight that resulted in two detainees' Qurans getting wet.
Mein Cod! The HORROR! Water balloon water ON A QURANNNNNNNNNN!!! Arggh!
Give me a good clean holy beheading of a total innocent or a good car-bombing of a funeral any day.
After all, there is no greater crime on all the earth than an Infidel disrespecting the Quran.
The Hood report cited three separate incidents in which detainees tried to flush the Quran down the toilet.
In one incident, on February 23, 2004, the report said a guard saw a "detainee place two Qurans in his toilet and state he no longer cared about the Quran or his religion.
Five minutes later, after the detainee retrieved the Qurans, he ripped several pages out of one Quran and threw the pages on the floor. Then, he placed both Qurans on the sink."
Another time, on January 19, 2005, a detainee "tore up his Quran and tried to flush it down the toilet. Four guards witnessed the incident," the report said.
The report also cited 12 other incidents by detainees, including one who used his Quran as a pillow, another who urinated on his holy book and several who ripped pages from the Quran.
Well, OK... no greater crime except maybe a Muslim disrespecting his holy book.
Gotta love those "fast breaking stories". Where's Paul Harvey when you need him at the editor's desk?