Best quote so far

[DJ111]

Of course...

(See red sig line)

[Ghosth]

Fishfightor****riideahorsedriveatruck.

If you can say it fast without slurring it you havn't had enough to drink yet.


(Insert your town name here) rules
A quick way of saying A: there ain't no rules we going to whip your oscar.

B: If you insist on  rules ok, but we will make them up as we go along to favor our side. Cause we still going to whip your oscar.

C Its not cheating if there are no rules. See A.

D Anything goes at any time for any reason. See B.
(Dirty Dozen, class of 70)



When it doubt always throw the first punch. If you were wrong you can always apoligise afterwords.

If you were right, having the first good punch can make all the difference in winning.

(Unkown village drunkard)

[Tilt]

"madame I know what kind of person you are..................... I was merely enquiring as to the price"


George Bernard Shaw

[gofaster]

"Their inability to understand is also a result of their different belief system, and the influence of Satan's subtle powers on them." -- Wanda Barzee, accused kidnapper of 14-year-old Elizabeth Smart, explaining that she's not insane even though two mental health experts testified that she was.

[ALF]

" The secret ingredient is feet "



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[Phaser11]

General George Armstrong Custer

"Where the heck did all these indians come from?"

[Grits]

"The mail service has been excellent out here, and in my opinion this is all that the Air Force has accomplished during the war."
- Chesty Puller in a letter to his wife while in Korea

"They are a damn site better than the U.S. Army, at least we know that they will be there in the morning."
- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller
when a journalist asked him about being surrounded by 12 Chinese divisions

[Krusty]

"There once was a girl from Nantucket..."

No no, wait, let me do a real one...

"Mister Merrick, you will tell the men there are four ways of doing things on my ship: the right way, the wrong way, the Navy way, and my way. We do things my way and we'll get along just fine."

[Phaser11]

fROM sOME BODY.....

"Women, you can't live with'em and you can't put'em in a Troy Built Chipper Vac!"

[Mister Fork]

"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother - William Shakespear.

"I treasure my remark to a grandson who asked", Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?" "No", I answered, "But I served in a company of heroes".  - Real life interview with Richard Winters where he quotes Mike Ranney on how he answered a question his grandson once asked him.

[Magoo]

"A Mig on your six is better than no Mig at all..."

Unknown


Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

H. L. Mencken

[Krusty]

"What did you do in the war, daddy,
 how did you help us win?"
"Takeoffs, landings, and stalls, laddy,
and how to get out of a spin."

[Simaril]

Originally posted by Furball
Anything Churchill.

"I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this government: I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat." --Speech made to House of Commons on May 13, 1940, three days after becoming Prime Minister. Churchill first used it earlier in the day when he spoke to his Cabinet which represented all parties

"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" Speech about Dunkirk given in House of Commons June 4, 1940.

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, "This was their finest hour."

http://www.winstonchurchill.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?pageid=389

Furby, you know of any sites that have voice stream of churchill? I'd love to hear more than a few snippets of his speeches... and he's one of those guys whose speeches gain even more from the presentation.

[Kweassa]

"Spartans do not ask how many the enemy are, but where they are."[/i][/size]

- Agis of Sparta, 415 B.C.

[OOZ662]

"Wait, this isn't my Viagra..." -Hitler

(Sorry, I had to)