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Offline Regular

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« on: September 08, 2005, 11:01:12 PM »
Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse???:p
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2005, 11:13:01 PM »
Why?
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2005, 11:27:32 PM »
He can't get divorced just because she's mentally unstable!?

(wait for it...)
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2005, 11:31:41 PM »
Because she was surreptitiously copulating with a large bipedal dog copywrite protected by a large multinational conglomerate.

Why does Goofy walk on two legs while Pluto walks on four? Not a joke, just askin.
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2005, 11:44:02 PM »
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Why does Goofy walk on two legs while Pluto walks on four?
Bondage?
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2005, 11:45:35 PM »
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He can't get divorced just because she's mentally unstable!?

(wait for it...)
Well, I guess Regular is passed out drinking or something.  The reply to my post should have been "He's not divorving her because she's mentally unstable, he said he's divorcing her because she's f***ing Goofy!"
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2005, 11:50:57 PM »
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He can't get divorced just because she's mentally unstable!?

(wait for it...)


Got an axe to grind?
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2005, 08:21:16 AM »
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Got an axe to grind?
Nope, that was part of the joke.  I'll put it all together for you in a different form here so you can follow better:

Judge: "Mr. Mouse, I understand your frustration, but I can't just grant you a divorce because your wife, Minnie, is mentally unstable.  That's just not proper grounds."
Mickey: "But your honor!  I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f***king Goofy!"
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2005, 08:57:53 AM »
So is Goofy a dog or a bovine?

enquiring minds want to know.

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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2005, 09:03:34 AM »
Someone please help me hold my ribs while I'm laughin' so hard!
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2005, 10:52:28 AM »
that was good chair...
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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2005, 11:02:59 AM »
He didn't leave her, he just went to the store to get some milk and never came back.

So then Minnie sat there waiting for that milk and got really mad and called Mickey on his cell phone but he didn't pick up and never has for the past 3 years, Golly-geeNIT!!!!!!! **** MICKEY, HE CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE! I DIDN'T NEED THAT MILK ANYWAYS!!!! :mad: :mad:
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2005, 11:08:05 AM »
Hey, blame Regular!  I just came in afterwards to try and bring this to an orderly close following the breakdown of the 'chain of joke telling'.
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2005, 12:38:08 PM »
Me is hungover.

Chair got it. lol:p
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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2005, 12:45:26 PM »
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Judge: "Mr. Mouse, I understand your frustration, but I can't just grant you a divorce because your wife, Minnie, is mentally unstable.  That's just not proper grounds."
Mickey: "But your honor!  I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f***king Goofy!"
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