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Offline Lan784

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« on: September 18, 2005, 08:37:19 PM »
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! name is jessica

and yes she likes me too;)
and im 14 not the 40 year old virgin
« Last Edit: September 18, 2005, 08:41:55 PM by Lan784 »
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2005, 08:42:12 PM »
Youth is wasted on the young.

Congrats, and watch out. Yer girls Dad might be hangin out here.

;)
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2005, 08:43:18 PM »
Your on a downhill slide, have fun while it lasts!

Congrats :eek:
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Offline Lan784

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2005, 08:43:31 PM »
LOL funny i just got done watching "guess who"
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Offline Lan784

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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2005, 08:45:03 PM »
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Originally posted by kevykev56
Your on a downhill slide, have fun while it lasts!

Congrats :eek:





yeah.....................ok.. .......................look.. .....................ok...... .....................um...... ..........................i forgot
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Offline ramzey

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Re: First GirlFriend
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2005, 08:52:27 PM »
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Originally posted by Lan784
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! name is jessica

and yes she likes me too;)
and im 14 not the 40 year old virgin



if you 14, REMEMBER!
whatever you do , USE CONDOMS!

just free good advise ;-)
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Offline Lan784

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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2005, 08:54:08 PM »
ty will do
« Last Edit: September 18, 2005, 08:57:20 PM by Lan784 »
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2005, 09:05:39 PM »
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Originally posted by ramzey
if you 14, REMEMBER!
whatever you do , USE CONDOMS!

just free good advise ;-)


Just think about how bad yer gonna look in a casket when her Dad finds out. Kinda makes the whole condom thing unnecessary.
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Offline Lan784

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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2005, 09:07:17 PM »
LOL
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Offline Lan784

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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2005, 09:07:56 PM »
why do fathers protect there daughters so much?
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2005, 09:10:19 PM »
Trust me. Using a condom is like playing with a Slip N Slide without water.
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Offline Lan784

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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2005, 09:13:16 PM »
LMAO!!!!!1!!!!!
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Offline Lazerus

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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2005, 09:35:11 PM »
And not using one is like russian rullette with 5 bullets.:eek:
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Offline Mustaine

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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2005, 09:36:14 PM »
beat her to the punch that all women do... DUMP HER tomorrow. then you are the man on top. not the wasted refuse that she will look at you in a few weeks anyway.
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2005, 09:36:25 PM »
Of course, the members of my avatar and the hunchback of notre dame all pratice safe sex:D
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